Casey

I mean aye, true, Shearer is a bit of a bell at times even with bonafide legend status. That said, I think it's fairly reasonable to say at best Gordy has his eyes and head elsewhere, and at worst is a cunt diva who seemingly fakes (or embellishes) injuries when the going gets tough, refuses to play right-wing, and may not honour his terms if he doesn't get his way in the summer much like his dearly departed rodent comrade.

I fucking love this lad

Mystic Meg is me aunt pal.

Deprived of a slow-mo replay of that filthyness by Olise because RM kicking off because they're not allowed a kick off

Outrageous Olise

You just know RM are gonna be the sorest losers since.. last time they felt they were entitled to win.

Who needs Gordy

What a jabroni

The fuck is going on

Dread it, run from it, Kane still scores. Wish he was this clinical and had this service internationally.

Shame he's so good at kicking a ball about like. Guess it comes hand-in-hand, being a cunt and being outrageously talented. Probs takes some proper parenting to keep ya grounded, and even then.. Still, got nowt on wor Lewis

Aye but he'll hoover up all the beak in the northeast so quick there'll be nowt left for Trips.

20-year old right winger to save people looking it up. 13 goals 2 assists in 40 games for Porto this year.

Happy to see this lad sold. Amount should far exceed the silly valuation mentioned above, he's improved from his Everton days and is an England international. Never been one to give too much stick but outside of his second season I've not really been impressed by his quality, application or attitude. Think he's overrated by others and himself, in my opinion. I'm sure with a new project and a bit of motivation he'll look better than he has for us in a while but that's by the by.

Everything is bigger in America. The ticket prices, the greed, the corruption.

We must've been linked with about £600m worth of player so far Suppose we've been asking around and/or you throw enough shit at the wall something will stick. Not that I expect these journalists (agents) to give a shite about truth or accuracy.

Been conflicted since that shitshow when mackems came up but now I'm just indifferent to Howe's future. Even if my confidence in him is practically gone, I know there's talent somewhere there. I can't help thinking that things have ran their course though. I'll always support the toon so if he stays I'll hope for a grand summer and subsequent success, if he's replaced I'm sound with that too. As for what's out there, dream pick is Enrique (pie in the sky). Possibly attainable? Hoeneß, Poch, Iraola, Glasner in that order. Nay Xavi cause I'd be bored off me tits.

We're so shite. Mentality is donezo

Ahhh mate.

Eddie's biggest weakness. It's so hard to believe he doesn't see it and we all can. He's a smart fella so I can't really wrap my head around it. He must think we'll turn things around or that it's not so obvious that a goal is coming but we've all said it time and again this season.

I just can't believe that happened. Never would have guessed..

We're lucky they're shite (thus far).

You and me both pal. Have we realised this lot are shite? Tiny bit of confidence and we look easily comfortable with this.

Fucks gannin on Who needs Wolt or Wissa

But we've had weeks of training mate...