Bunk Moreland

We really need a quick transfer market win this week to settle our nerves

Hopefully offering him a deal with a view to making him our striker of last resort in the event that the two ahead of him aren't able to play. Yes, I'm coping!

Combined they're worth £900m marra

Hopefully he realises there's objectively no better manager to play for than Eddie Howe if you want to get into the England squad.

My captain loves an em dash

Hackney always looks decent when I watch Boro, and Rudoni at Coventry who we were linked to already looks quality. Maybe both a bit too old to fit the "upcoming" criterion but would be good buys if the price is right

Our transfer kitty this summer ^

disregard!

I'm singing the CL anthem

THE CHAMPIONS

Apparently Villa's disallowed goal when they were 0-0 was extremely controversial

FUck me, it's 8 mins apparently!

Anyone know how much time added in the Chelsea game?

MANURE SCORE

Amazing lmao

MANURE GOAL STANDS

MANURE GOAL BEING CHECKED IT HINK

VILLA GOAL DISALLOWED

Villa goal being VAR checked

Oh Jolly, Wilson is coming on

It's over

I'm more nervous than I was for the final tbh. Proper wreck

Ndiaye down injured, would be useful if he goes off (and recovers within 30 mins, not wishing an injury on the lad)

Trippier coming on for Botman