Crimson Cardigan

The trauma of the Isak thing seems to have permanently ruined some of our fans.

Is this satire?

The whole Dan burn “replacing him” at left back is the biggest load of nonsense ever. What was it, one game? Good lord. playing for Manchester Reds is no guarantee of making an England squad either.

Absolutely. It’s imperative we upgrade our third choice goalkeeper immediately especially since all other squad issues have been solved. Everyone should be absolutely seething about this outrage and Howe and Wilson should be dismissed if this isn’t solved by month’s end.

Firmly against selling our only reliable source of goals because he’s not Desire Doue in general play. I think people massively undervalue putting the ball in back of the net and how hard that is to find. As ever there are many, many, many problems in the squad before we get to upgrading Barnes.

Yeah it was odd but staying put, he doesn’t save any of them either . The other guy went even earlier!

Worth getting less to never sell to Liverpool again.

Nah, Mendes was the only savable one and he saved it. The others were brilliant penos.

Can you anti-football your way to the league title and champions league? We’re about to find out.

Not sure anyone chooses Liverpool over Barcelona.

I think people are acting like it’s completely impossible that Gordon might improve in an elite environment. It isn’t. we have to insist on 75-80. People not liking him as a person is irrelevant, that many champions league goals in a mediocre team warrants that price tag these days.

I guess it’s how you sell it. A lot of Champions League goals in a very mediocre Newcastle team.

All this stuff about him not being a creator, he laid on a goal for Woltemade in his last home match and made one of the assists of our season for Bruno at West Ham before the cup final to name but two. He’s reasonably creative like, he just doesn’t Sant Maximin his way past full backs which is a cardinal sin around here.

I don’t know how long you’ve been supporting Newcastle but winning a domestic cup is kind of big deal round here. You certainly don’t sack a guy the very next season.

Yeah I wish he’d drop that aging flop up front and give that mad bag of cats Osula a shot.