UnhingedVlad

Sorry about that. Could you let me know what is an acceptable number of threats to comment on in a 24 hour period? I understand that I'm a new user and I have yet to endear myself into the hearts of the NO clique, but surely you understand that a new poster would be keen to express their opinions on multiple topics? Or do I have to wait until I've posted on here 10000s of times before I'm no longer considered a WUM or a maeckhoum? Sounds like a PL style closed shop.

Sorry. A simple spelling error. It's hard to type after punching the fuck out of a wall in a fit of rage.

So no counter argument regarding Almiron? Just want to focus in on some typos? Sure.

You're accusing me of being a macekm cause I want us to bin off the weakest link in our starting line up? God forbid I want us to cash in on a shit player who has nothing to offer except shank crosses, miss sitters and then smile like an out of control 9 year old who has no set bed time and only eats Haribo and wotsits for dinner. You're making me angry just thinking about him, cast the cunt asunder like we should've done in January and start acting like a real club!

Fixed.

RationalVlad doesn't have the same ring to it.

Hopefully he loses his passport and can't return. I would've voted for Reform if they pledged to ban all Paraguayans from entering Tyne & Wear. I can't begin to describe how much this gimpy little worm infuriates me. Get the bastard sold to whichever mob will take him

Well done guys. None of you will make it here.

The racks are full, looks like we've hardly sold a shirt. Worrying.

Mount is a myth of a player. The fact that Southgate saw him as undroppable says more about that wonky nik nak faced spuck than it does Mason Mounts football ability.

Deranged?

Welcome on board Mr.Bunce, here's your list of jobs for the first week. 1. Locate Almirons right foot. 2. Confirm whether Callum Wilsons body contains bone, muscle and ligaments or if its indeed wheetabix, candy floss and cobwebs. 3. Get us some of those mad drugs that made Liverpool run around like demons.

I suppose Trippiers shag pad at the Vermont is free at the moment.

I don't report rumours. I report facts. See my first post as evidence. I'm trying to do y'all a favour.

I lurk on nearly every thread on the forum, I only post on the ones where I can provide value. I've been posting on this forum for less than an hour and have received overwhelmingly positive reviews, at least two of my posts have received 'likes' and I've already been credited as an ITK and likened to Francis Jeffers.

Are you all trying to suggest that I'm not providing insightful value?

Are you predicting that I'll ultimately let everyone down, develop a gambling habit, go bankrupt and send threatening messages to my ex wife?* *Francis Jeffers is only guilty of sending abusive message, I've assumed that he's also a gambling addict and bankrupt

4 hours? Maybe they were watching The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Extended Edition. Or maybe they were up to mischief. Regardless, either Eddie or Frodo got their ring destroyed.

Any chance of Dan Ashworth taking this chump off our hands? Bidding starts at 10 million.

I'm vlad you found it useful.

I appreciate the sentiment. I'll hopefully have another update for you later today but the details will have to be vague as I need to protect my sauce

I always do enjoy this stage of the Mackem manager cycle. They never ever learn. Every new manager is always going to be the guy who'll get them promoted and turn all their academy products into 40mil players The only manager they haven't hyped up was Beale who was clearly a spivvy cockney used car salemen from the off, a odious little toad of a man.

Fake news. Matt Richie is #11.

Long time lurker First time poster I'll open my account with the following: We are currently monitoring several football players and are preparing a bid for some of them. Talks are at a slightly beyond primative stage. It is looking likely that we will purchase an adult male football player prior to deadline day, subject to us submitting a bit, the bid being accepted, the player agreeing personal terms, the agent agreeing the agent fee and the player succesfully completing a medical. Work remains to be done. And no, this is not Luke Edwards burner account