We're not yet in a position to always buy players who are the cream of the crop. Until we are we're going to have to make do with moves for players like these and hope Howe does his magic on them and hope they're injuries are behind them. See Livramento.
Not only did you undermine Trippier in an authoritative sense, but you've left an image in my mind of Julian Clarey naked on all fours literally being done doggy style.