Fak

Says who

A hugely boring and soulless cup final.

No there's not

Always think Robert Sanchez looks like an early 2000s R&B artist.

Players launching long throws into the box and teams trying to score from set pieces doesn't bother me.

Ooh I just wanna be popular as the new Chelsea boss.

I don't mind long throws and teams maximising set pieces. Its the passing for passings sake that pisses me off the most. Wingers used to be the most exciting players in the league. They're probably the most boring now.

Going to be shite this.

Shame. Shame.

You can hear Sutton climaxing off the mic man.

A late Hearts equaliser and the camera panning to Rod Stewart being zipped up in a body bag please.

Onside.

What you been doing like?

Whats Sutton got against Trusty? Been slagging the poor bloke off from minute 1.

Is @Optimistic Nut still around? Been awfully quiet and I'd imagine he's giddy with excitement for the match in 20 mins.

Think Wolt will go on to have a canny career and show that he is indeed a very tidy footballer. I just don't think itll be at Newcastle United. (Or for any Eddie Howe team)

State of that Liverpool fan wearing sunglasses.

Beauty. 4!

3-1. Honking from Liverpool this

Get up man Mac Allister you fucking knacker.

Lamine. Camara. Action!

Haha Szobzosozkanzilai you tit.

1 is Jamie OHara

Hes not hes Swedish

If hes off we should be looking to get Senesi from Bournemouth on a free. Be some competition for him like I suspect.