Fak

Please dont suggest this ever again.

Delete it now Wrighty and offer her out for a straightener.

Paves way for Tindall to Real.

MOTM too.

That's a lovely deft finish but to say it's one of the best finishes you'll see this season is a littttttllleee bit of an exaggeration for moi.

This rumour has came out of fin air.

Lost. Utterly useless.

Big Lloyd currently 1 down away to Parma. Squeaky bum time for their European spot. Level on pts with Lazio in 6th and only 2pts clear of Roma in 7th.

Piece in The Athletic on Chelsea's ability to spend:

If the lino thought he was offside he'd have flagged when the attack ended and the ball went out for a corner or goal kick. If he didn't flag then it'll be because he thought he was onside. (I think)

Nice. Real nice.

Haris Vukic is still 21 though right?

Cristian Romero linked with Atletico for £43m. If ever there was a bastard already primed for Simeone, it's him.

Cunha is way too good for Man Utd.

They can pay on Klarna.

If Inter and Napoli both end up topping Serie A with the same amount of points, they will play a title-deciding play-off match due to both of their league games ending 1-1 this season. The team with the best goal difference will play at home and the match will be decided on penalties if it's level after 90 minutes

Chelsea had to finish above 15th to trigger their obligation to buy Jadon Sancho. Having beaten Fulham on Sunday that clause has now been met. But they can give Man Utd a £5m penalty instead if they decide they don't want him.

Its 2-2.

Fuck it. Accept Forest are winning it end just enjoy the Spurs implosion.

Oh so now he decides to start scoring AND assisting.

Oh so now he decides to start scoring goals.

I’d be absolutely amazed if West Ham don’t bid £40m+ for Piroe in the next 18 months.

Leeds are doing well.

Bologna 1-0 Inter. We have a title race again.