Fak

Kovacic you doylem

Bastard. Knew he would.

That's not a red man

Aye he often does

Well. Unless city score ASAP this is gonna be utter shit

Aye there's absolutely no way Scott McTominay would ever, ever, EVER get a lass if he worked 9-5.

That's an absolutely cracking finish.

There's no way he hasn't sniffed a bike seat before

I remember you banging on about how good Rayan was last summer like.

The other what?

Raheem Sterling scores for Rangers.

Roger. That kind of clears stuff up. Not much like.

Are you the Burnley manager?

Gerrin

Could be offside

3 zip. Please turn up like this on Thursday.

Hes not dead

Get any sticky fingers?

Ayeeeee

Haven't seen a haircut like that on Derry since Jamie Mitchell in Eastenders.

Its a bank holiday over here fella

Is anyone at Chelsea arsed? gusto wasn't arsed he got booked or gave the penalty away, neeone in the crowd kicking off complaining. Everyone just accepting this shower of shite in the first 15 mins

Is Howe in charge of transfer fees?

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