Fak

Should have brayed it as hard as he could at the two Ipswich lads.

The bumbag around the shoulder adds a touch of class.

DCL?

We should look at Mile Svilar at Roma for our new keeper.

I wish my cock was as thick as Ferdinand.

Thiaw is in and out of one the worst Milan sides in recent memory. Avoid.

Aaaaaand he's injured.

Juve have Bologna & Lazio next.

Reminds me of Carsten Jancker.

Salah's in for the golden boot for starters.

Kulusevski would be a quality signing. 10 goals and 10 assists in all competitions this season.

Hard to call which way the title will go. Inter have an ageing squad and are stumbling along, if they can pick up some form I suspect they'll turn it around. Napoli have a cracking XI when everyone is fit, but their bench and reserves are average at best. Anguissa and Lobotka both went off injured last night so that could impact them massively unless both injuries are minor or just precautions.

The Athletic saying Ancelotti taking over Brazil in June.

apparently it's alcohol free.

Howe managed to win a trophy with Bruno clogging our midfield up, too. Bonus points for that.

McTominay on a hat trick as Napoli go back top.

60% of the time, he gets game time every time.

"the first goal is always important." Most pointless and infuriating phrase in football.

Gerrin.

Give over man.

Napoli Vs. Torino tonight as well.

"Emery's got blood on his hands"

hopefully by being relegated.

it's asking to verify if you're first name is Arse?

what if you were offered 5billion pounds to miss it?