Fak

Details please.

That he’s got AIDS?

Its the closest we're going to get to a Masters reboot.

Takes 4 weeks minimum normally doesn't it?

I can’t remember H singing this?

Looks like I’ve kicked off a chain reaction.

You might enjoy it. Better the devil you know.

Two belting red cards for Lazio, the second one especially. And then an absolute beauty to win it in injury time with 9 men.

Think FIFA have had A Rush of Blood to the Head.

Roma win it late in injury time. Been a cracking second half. 2–1.

Is that Pope in goal for Sociedad?

Having his head cut off?

Any truth in the Juve for Howe rumours if they get rid of Motta?

Please let WW3 happen.

Aye but not at the expense of Liverpool. Plz.

“One of Liverpools greatest ever European performances.”

Rio Ferdinand describing any team who plays well: “their intensity, their aggression, their hunger.”

You always play hard to get.

Count yourself lucky. I think I’m the only one who doesn’t have a mate.

I have been all day. Then guess what? The second I put my head down on my pillow I’m wide awake. Just another 3hrs to go before I nod off I reckon.

I thought he was injured

I’m not sure what’s going on. Just wanted to know if he’s available for West Ham on Monday.