Fak

Ill breastfeed you if you want me to?

The game is like a training match. No pace in it. Ideal opportunity for Wissa to come on and jog about in.

Are you "earning" it if you're sitting watching the match though?

No trout about it.

Osula just got wiped out at the edge of the box and Sky decided to show a replay of all 3 of arsenal's corners instead.

Fit body, fit mind.

Howes "biggest mistake"

She just asked the same questions as other reporters. But in a more sexy voice and accent.

There's one elbow

Ryan Yates is very much a punchable bastard.

Yup. If he doesn't do that kicking action the goal gets given.

On by the other angle

Good point. Probably the first sensible thing you've said all day.

Absolutely no need for that little beard on Dan Ballards chin.

Apart from Wolves. Who he was manager of.

Why ya saying that for man

Hang about. We're still to lose our next 2.

Mukielele kicking off with the fans.

Morgan Gibbs White is a terrific footballer. Hes not my favourite Nottingham Forest player of all time though. My favourite player is Chris Bart Williams.

I bloody love football.

0-4 down after 35 mins is generally considered the end.

Feels like sunderlands performances have finally caught up with them

4!!!!