Gola

I like Pedro a lot but he's always injured.

With Mbeumo, am sure if he does well for us we can ship him to Saudi for a ridiculous fee later on.

Still shitting. Can't help but think worst case scenario. But you're right. Remove the emotion and bias and looking at it, we're already qualified. We're a great side, and have something to play for. Everton are average, with injuries and jst wanna finish the season.

schar in midfield anyone?

Don't think he's been at it all season tbh, bar the arse cup games. I reckon that could be down to the fact that he'shardly had a break for about 2 and a half years though. Maybe after a decent break this summer his form will return.

FACT: Despite his name which sounds like 'gay he', he isn't actually gay. OPINION: Maybe that's why he wrote all over his armband.

I had it a bit ago and was off work for two weeks. Probably took me a month to feel normal again, but everyone is different.

On the stage, during the stage show, live as it's performed.

Let's just get one thing straight: the British Army has never launched an offensive against a six-year-old child.

How are the pies did you say?

Exploding head syndrome?

Love you Eddie

Is this guy really on 305k a week?

DH Gate can tae anywhere between two weeks and two months to arrive, but they have always turned up.

Chuffed for him.