Gola

FACT: Despite his name which sounds like 'gay he', he isn't actually gay. OPINION: Maybe that's why he wrote all over his armband.

I had it a bit ago and was off work for two weeks. Probably took me a month to feel normal again, but everyone is different.

On the stage, during the stage show, live as it's performed.

Let's just get one thing straight: the British Army has never launched an offensive against a six-year-old child.

How are the pies did you say?

Exploding head syndrome?

Love you Eddie

Is this guy really on 305k a week?

DH Gate can tae anywhere between two weeks and two months to arrive, but they have always turned up.

Chuffed for him.

It was a red card, and he deserves the ban because that's the law. However he definitely doesn't deserve the stick he's getting for fucking up. We're supposed to get behind our players.

He's not a left back so always gonna look poor when he can't even cross with his right foot. Still a top player and will be our right back for years to come.

Even if we get trounced by West Ham, come Saturday I'll still have a wee bit of optimism inside. You never know.

Just because something works well in one game doesn't mean it'll work well in another. Teams come alive to the way things operate; tactics evolve. Just look at the drop off from our form over xmas.

Guessing not now thank fuck. Woke up to several texts from non nufc mates trying to shit me up and it worked.