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Come on, Andy. Surely got something up your sleeve for us believers.

Wasn't it ITK nonsense from earlier in the window?

I need to know the club figure who managed to do this. Want to go shake their hand.

I am more than happy with Woltemade/Wissa/Gordon. Midfielder, NOW.

Says it includes a buy back option.

Add a sell-on and we're laughing. Midfielder with that money, please.

We'll never lose if we're playing with 12, good idea.

Another midfielder would have been nice.

Has he ever been a reputable Newcastle journalist? (Sorry @LFEE)

Can be a proud uncle today.

That is awful What on earth is going on with the back?

Just makes sense. Get it done, Andy.

Saves on the uber-esque private jet surge pricing. Mad respect for my football club.

Fuck it, I’m back in. Let’s go!

Who has mentioned they’d be happy to pay £65m for Watkins?

£55m? Holy overpay.

Is it bad I don’t even want us to sign him after the way he’s acted. *To be changed when he starts banging on goals.

4 years (+the extra 18 months it took during the takeover process). You’re telling me that they haven’t been able to prepare a location in that time?

No part of me has any confidence they’ll deliver on a new stadium. Looking forward to seeing them try, though.

One thing that genuinely annoyed me was the introduction of OSCs this summer. Took an absolute age, was promoted once on socials, and it looks like the find a club directory was designed by the work experience kid. It’s amateur and that shit comes down from a lack of leadership.

Fears of PSR overspend honestly just end it all.

Doesn’t the buying club pay that though? Why does it mean an extra £5m for Newcastle if Liverpool aren’t paying it?

Can somebody explain the solidarity nonsense to me? We keeping his loyalty fee or something?