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Whoever was on the late shift in the legal department.

Masterclass in getting Sela and Noon in on the statement that will do well on socials. They’ll love that exposure.

https://archive.ph/n19OD

Run back the Big River display.

Yep, how it reads to me. If you want him Liverpool you better be ready to fork out a fucking fortune.

We do not foresee those conditions being met 😮‍💨

Fair, they’ve nailed the statement.

Ben Jacobs can’t even get the statement coming soon right, fraud.

Looool the club are out here briefing. Who even needs a statement. https://archive.ph/YylQt

What a day to announce David Hopkinson this could be. “Hello, I’m the new CEO. He’s not for sale”

Imminent some might say.

The moral of the story here maybe being don't be offering out promises of a new contract when you're deeply fucked by PSR and can't deliver.

I mean great but I absolutely do not trust them to get it right

Thanks @LFEE

No, looks like it's still there.

A club statement? Yes, let's add more to this fire.

I don't even believe it. If a promise was made for him to leave going back months, everybody and their dog would have been reporting it. Get tae fuck.

Hand in a transfer request and forego your bonuses then, you utter wet wipe.

LMAO FUCK THIS GUY

Congrats, Alex! Club lege... oh.

Eales has been on medical leave for months now.