JT24

How many fouls is Digne going to get away with?

Glad we’re not being hasty, though.

That was a long 8 seconds.

Tonali on set pieces? Martin Mark, I love you.

How are we not winning here?

Schar

What a chance ffs

That ball went out at the corner flag by the way. Ridiculous walk up for the throw in.

Howay the lads!

Irrationally annoyed that both sets of backroom staff have the same kit on.

150th appearance for Newcastle today. Legend.

Wouldn’t be the first time NUFC Gallowgate has made up some nonsense.

What I really liked from the press conference is that how Eddie answered the first question about Isak practically saying he can’t, or won’t, say much yet it didn’t stop every reporter asking the same question worded in a slightly different way.

Looking forward to this being announced after we’re battered 3-0 to distract us from losing on the opening day.

Looking forward to this being announced after we batter Villa 3-0 to make their Saturday even worse.

I don’t know how many times this needs to be said yet here we are, again.

That is phenomenal.

In fairness, I think they’ve always been turned off on that account.

Arrest and ban for life.

You can tell Bournemouth sold every part of their defence from last season.

We are BACK.

That racist been arrested yet?

What a miss that is from Tavernier.

I reckon that fan who said something to Semenyo

Please wear a long sleeve jersey tomorrow.