Heron Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 ... Just thought I'd make up a few humourous songs in case he takes over.... We got Anil Ambani He brought some Cobra beer and when he came to St James' he got a massive cheer! He took over from Ashley, He spent some of his cash, but after one of his curries, I really had to dash! UNITED!! UNITED!!! Chicken Balti Pie, Chicken Balti Pie, Chicken Balti, Chicken Balti, Chicken Balti Pie!! Anil Ambani Anil Ambaniiiii, He saved us from Ashley, he makes lush Jalfrezi, Anil Ambani... Ambani is a Geordie, he wears a Geordie hat, and when he saw Bigg Market, he said I fancy that, We've got a koh-i-noor there, a golden Bhengal too, Ambani just said "fuck that!", "I'll gan and buy the toon!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 That was terrible. Everyone knows Ambani prefers rap. (Come on, beatbox for me...) There's only one Anil Ambani, He's Indian, he ain't no Afghani. Strolling into the stadia like the figure of Gandhi He don't take no heat from the media coz they be pansies. And when the chips are down He pulls out his gat 3 points in the bag And the referee laid out flat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BONTEMPI Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Holy dog shit batman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 to the tune of the "um bongo" adverts: ambani, ambani they love him in punjabi ......short but simple Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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