Free-kick spray

[madras]

Common sense would come into effect.

 

I like this spray idea, especially the 10 yard machine gun.

i'm working on a new disciplinary code,a pistol whipping instead of a yellow card maybe.

 

 

[Guest The Libertine]

thats nice. now onto the much, much bigger problems?

[ChezGiven]

I think i've been using it as deodorant. Women wont come within 10 metres of me.

[S.S.R.]

I think i've been using it as deodorant. Women wont come within 10 metres of me.

 

 

I get the Lynx effect like that advert where the lad turns into chocolate. Only with me it's shit.

 

I wear Recession by Alistair Darling.

[Pilko]

My invention would be to stop players taking the ball into the corner flag. I've paid to watch a fucking game of football, not blokes just standing around the ball.

 

Therefore, at around at 85 minute mark, a tiger will be roped to each corner flag, preventing this from happening.

[Syrette]

My invention would be to stop players taking the ball into the corner flag. I've paid to watch a fucking game of football, not blokes just standing around the ball.

 

Therefore, at around at 85 minute mark, a tiger will be roped to each corner flag, preventing this from happening.

 

Yes, I'm sure those 5 minutes (plus injury time) are just torture for you. You should sue the players responsible. Our players should be constantly attacking, who cares about leaving the odd space at the back?