cp40 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 A Fairy Tale for KEEGAN It was christmas eve babe In St James Park An Fat Ashley said to me, wont see another one And then he sang a song The rare old kinear tune, I turned my face away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one Ive got a feeling This years for me and you So happy christmas I love you KEEGAN I can see a better time When all our dreams come true Players have cars big as bars Theyve got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you Its no place for the old When you first took my heart On your Newcastle Debut You promised me Wembley was waiting for me You were handsome You were permed king of Newcastle city When the toon finished playing They howled out for more McDermott was swinging, All the drunks they were singing We kissed in the corner Then danced through the night The boys of Newcastle on-line choir Were singing keegan songs And the bells were ringing out For christmas day Wise is a bum Ashleys a punk Piar of old sluts on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed them scumbags, them maggots them cheap lousy faggots Happy christmas you arseholes I pray God its our last KEV could have been someone Well so could anyone Asley took my dreams from me When he let you go I kept them Whitley Bay I put them with my own Cant make it all alone Ive built my dreams around you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 fail tbh seeing as it's crimbo too, it's a holiday fail. unless you're just back from the pub, I'm not willing to forgive and forget Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 fail tbh seeing as it's crimbo too, it's a holiday fail. unless you're just back from the pub, I'm not willing to forgive and forget not a fairy tale, more a fairy fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 fail tbh seeing as it's crimbo too, it's a holiday fail. unless you're just back from the pub, I'm not willing to forgive and forget its Christmas eve, ..over to you then to do a better job of putting our season into the number 1 all time christmas song,.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 It's a king Kev sausage fest! People need to let it go tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Wise is a bum Ashleys a punk Piar of old sluts on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed them scumbags, them maggots them cheap lousy faggots Happy christmas you arseholes I pray God its our last Gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Libertine Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 the literary equivalent to 2 girls 1 cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Started the Christmas drinking early have we? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 A Fairy Tale for KEEGAN It was christmas eve babe In St James Park An Fat Ashley said to me, wont see another one And then he sang a song The rare old kinear tune, I turned my face away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one Ive got a feeling This years for me and you So happy christmas I love you KEEGAN I can see a better time When all our dreams come true Players have cars big as bars Theyve got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you Its no place for the old When you first took my heart On your Newcastle Debut You promised me Wembley was waiting for me You were handsome You were permed king of Newcastle city When the toon finished playing They howled out for more McDermott was swinging, All the drunks they were singing We kissed in the corner Then danced through the night The boys of Newcastle on-line choir Were singing keegan songs And the bells were ringing out For christmas day Wise is a bum Ashleys a punk Piar of old sluts on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed them scumbags, them maggots them cheap lousy faggots Happy christmas you arseholes I pray God its our last KEV could have been someone Well so could anyone Asley took my dreams from me When he let you go I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Cant make it all alone Ive built my dreams around you Class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 yaG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 fail tbh seeing as it's crimbo too, it's a holiday fail. unless you're just back from the pub, I'm not willing to forgive and forget its Christmas eve, ..over to you then to do a better job of putting our season into the number 1 all time christmas song,.... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jVsk1-FKAXA Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, You thought you could turn us round with a grand Let's hear it for Mr Blobby (Blobby, blobby, blobby) His philosophy of life will steer him through And as far as he can see He's the same as you and me There's nothing in the world he cannot do No price too high, no wine too dry No bap too long, no spirit too strong No greggs to far, he's got a car No salad to eat, no keg too deep No lettuice to bite, no squeeze too tight No burger too tall, no wise too small Nothing too low, he'll give it a go No end to his talents, no sense of balance Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, when disaster strikes you never get depressed Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is the best Although he's unconventional in hue His philosophy of life will steer him through And despite the limitation Of his poor board orginization He knows he'll show the world a thing or two (Blobby, blobby, blobby) Blobby, Mr Blobby, you're the guy who puts the mince in the mince pie Blobby, Mr Blobby, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy No bird too rough, no steak too tough No lass too thick, no lobster too quick No stew too hot, he'll eat the lot No style too chic, no joke too weak No chance to slim, just look at him No smell too strong, no odds too long No price too high, he's put some by No dodge, no doubt, no backing out Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if humanity's a question of degree Blobby, Mr Blobby, stay loyal to your Blobby pedigree Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you're the one who bears the black and white crest Blobby, Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is the best Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I would like to put a patent on the phrase "Keegan Bottom Bumming Brigade" Or "KB3" for short. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I would like to put a patent on the phrase "Keegan Bottom Bumming Brigade" On "KB3" for short. some poor bastards cant even enjoy themselves on christmas eve, Merry Christmas .....to those who can, especially KEVIN KEEGAN!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Believe me, i'm in a positively bubbly festive mood. The KB3 just really amuse me though. Merry Christmas to you too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Sorry but KK let this club down, its time to move on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 this re-working of the Fairy tale of NewYork, was intended as a bit of Christmas eve fun. If people want to take it as a debate on what keegan did ( 1st, 3rd,6th , 2nd, 2nd) . then thats for them,...it wasnt an attempt to win a grammy either,..serious heads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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