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A Fairy Tale for KEEGAN

 

 

It was christmas eve babe

In St James Park

An Fat Ashley said to me, wont see another one

And then he sang a song

The rare old kinear tune,

I turned my face away

And dreamed about you

 

Got on a lucky one

Came in eighteen to one

Ive got a feeling

This years for me and you

So happy christmas

I love you KEEGAN

I can see a better time

When all our dreams come true

 

Players have cars big as bars

Theyve got rivers of gold

But the wind goes right through you

Its no place for the old

When you first took my heart

On your Newcastle Debut

You promised me

Wembley was waiting for me

 

You were handsome

You were permed

king of Newcastle city

When the toon finished playing

They howled out for more

McDermott was swinging,

All the drunks they were singing

We kissed in the corner

Then danced through the night

 

The boys of Newcastle on-line choir

Were singing keegan songs

And the bells were ringing out

For christmas day

 

Wise is a bum

Ashleys a punk

Piar of old sluts on junk

Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

them scumbags, them maggots

them cheap lousy faggots

Happy christmas you arseholes

I pray God its our last

 

KEV could have been someone

Well so could anyone

Asley took my dreams from me

When he let you go

I kept them Whitley Bay

I put them with my own

Cant make it all alone

Ive built my dreams around you

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:lol: fail tbh

 

seeing as it's crimbo too, it's a holiday fail. unless you're just back from the pub, I'm not willing to forgive and forget

 

 

its Christmas eve, ..over to you then to do a better job of putting our season into the number 1 all time christmas song,....

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Wise is a bum

Ashleys a punk

Piar of old sluts on junk

Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

them scumbags, them maggots

them cheap lousy faggots

Happy christmas you arseholes

I pray God its our last

 

 

Gold.

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A Fairy Tale for KEEGAN

 

 

It was christmas eve babe

In St James Park

An Fat Ashley said to me, wont see another one

And then he sang a song

The rare old kinear tune,

I turned my face away

And dreamed about you

 

Got on a lucky one

Came in eighteen to one

Ive got a feeling

This years for me and you

So happy christmas

I love you KEEGAN

I can see a better time

When all our dreams come true

 

Players have cars big as bars

Theyve got rivers of gold

But the wind goes right through you

Its no place for the old

When you first took my heart

On your Newcastle Debut

You promised me

Wembley was waiting for me

 

You were handsome

You were permed

king of Newcastle city

When the toon finished playing

They howled out for more

McDermott was swinging,

All the drunks they were singing

We kissed in the corner

Then danced through the night

 

The boys of Newcastle on-line choir

Were singing keegan songs

And the bells were ringing out

For christmas day

 

Wise is a bum

Ashleys a punk

Piar of old sluts on junk

Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

them scumbags, them maggots

them cheap lousy faggots

Happy christmas you arseholes

I pray God its our last

 

KEV could have been someone

Well so could anyone

Asley took my dreams from me

When he let you go

I kept them with me babe

I put them with my own

Cant make it all alone

Ive built my dreams around you

 

Class  :spit:

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Guest optimistic nit

 

:lol: fail tbh

 

seeing as it's crimbo too, it's a holiday fail. unless you're just back from the pub, I'm not willing to forgive and forget

 

 

its Christmas eve, ..over to you then to do a better job of putting our season into the number 1 all time christmas song,....

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jVsk1-FKAXA

 

 

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, You thought you could turn us round with a grand

 

Let's hear it for Mr Blobby

(Blobby, blobby, blobby)

 

His philosophy of life will steer him through

And as far as he can see

He's the same as you and me

There's nothing in the world he cannot do

 

No price too high, no wine too dry

No bap too long, no spirit too strong

No greggs to far, he's got a car

No salad to eat, no keg too deep

No lettuice to bite, no squeeze too tight

No burger too tall, no wise too small

Nothing too low, he'll give it a go

No end to his talents, no sense of balance

 

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, when disaster strikes you never get depressed

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is the best

 

Although he's unconventional in hue

His philosophy of life will steer him through

And despite the limitation

Of his poor board orginization

He knows he'll show the world a thing or two

 

(Blobby, blobby, blobby)

 

Blobby, Mr Blobby, you're the guy who puts the mince in the mince pie

Blobby, Mr Blobby, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy

 

No bird too rough, no steak too tough

No lass too thick, no lobster too quick

No stew too hot, he'll eat the lot

No style too chic, no joke too weak

No chance to slim, just look at him

No smell too strong, no odds too long

No price too high, he's put some by

No dodge, no doubt, no backing out

 

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if humanity's a question of degree

Blobby, Mr Blobby, stay loyal to your Blobby pedigree

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you're the one who bears the black and white crest

Blobby, Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is the best

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I would like to put a patent on the phrase "Keegan Bottom Bumming Brigade"

 

On "KB3" for short.

 

some poor bastards cant even enjoy themselves on christmas eve,

 

Merry Christmas .....to those who can, especially KEVIN KEEGAN!!!!!

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this re-working of the Fairy tale of NewYork, was intended as a bit of Christmas eve fun. If people want to take it as a debate on what keegan did ( 1st, 3rd,6th , 2nd, 2nd) . then thats for them,...it wasnt an attempt to win a grammy either,..serious heads.

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