Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 If it's the 'he shoots, he scores' one it's hardly moronic. If that's the one about breaking Taylors jaw then it's mornic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I like it and sing it all the time. I thought that you would, for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 i've never heard it, fortunatly. It's the old Andy Cole song. Isn't that the he gets the ball, he scores a goal one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 If it's the 'he shoots, he scores' one it's hardly moronic. If that's the one about breaking Taylors jaw then it's mornic. In what sense? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Isn't that the he gets the ball, he scores a goal one? I've got it wrong, it's something like "He shoots, he scores, he breaks their f*****g jaws, Andy Carroll, Andy Carroll." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 People comparing to Barton, but at least Barton hasn't actually got anything on his record for Assaulting Women. Beating up other men is one thing, but assaulting women is just about as low as you can get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Cant believe some of the ridiculous excuses made for him on here. If he banged her head off the floor or the bath, they are both unacceptable. You cant say the multiple run ins he's been involved in over the last couple of years are all self defence. If he's charged or if he goes down next week, move him on. The club are part at fault for not dealing with him properly over the Taylor incident. Also, which w***** gave him a contract 3 wks before a case at crown court? this^ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 People comparing to Barton, but at least Barton has actually got anything on his record for Assaulting Women. Beating up other men is one thing, but assaulting women is just about as low as you can get. i'd rather beat up a woman who's hit me than a bloke who's done nowt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 In what sense? In the sense that only a moron would try to make fun out of a Newcastle player breaking anothers jaw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 People comparing to Barton, but at least Barton has actually got anything on his record for Assaulting Women. Beating up other men is one thing, but assaulting women is just about as low as you can get. i'd rather beat up a woman who's hit me than a bloke who's done nowt. erm, he's already by convicted of assaulting one of his ex's in town, can't really call that self-defence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 i'd rather beat up a woman who's hit me than a bloke who's done nowt. How do you know that comment is relevant? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 In what sense? In the sense that only a moron would try to make fun out of a Newcastle player breaking anothers jaw. What about the swear word in it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 erm, he's already by convicted of assaulting one of his ex's in town, can't really call that self-defence. I don't think he's been convicted of anything yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 What about the swear word in it? What about it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 erm, he's already by convicted of assaulting one of his ex's in town, can't really call that self-defence. I don't think he's been convicted of anything yet. He was convicted a few years ago, from an incident in town Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 To be honest Carroll seems a lot worse than Barton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 i'd rather beat up a woman who's hit me than a bloke who's done nowt. How do you know that comment is relevant? just the idea that it is the lowest of the low to hit a woman...fuck that, it's the lowest of the low to hit ANYONE who hasn't deserved it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 What about the swear word in it? What about it? I didn't think you would be able to stomach it morally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 To be honest Carroll seems a lot worse than Barton foto finish though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 erm, he's already by convicted of assaulting one of his ex's in town, can't really call that self-defence. I don't think he's been convicted of anything yet. He was convicted a few years ago, from an incident in town No he wasn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 He was convicted a few years ago, from an incident in town Are you sure? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 He was convicted a few years ago, from an incident in town Are you sure? bound over i believe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 To be honest Carroll seems a lot worse than Barton foto finish though. Loved this comment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 just the idea that it is the lowest of the low to hit a woman...f*** that, it's the lowest of the low to hit ANYONE who hasn't deserved it. I agree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 People comparing to Barton, but at least Barton hasn't actually got anything on his record for Assaulting Women. Beating up other men is one thing, but assaulting women is just about as low as you can get. I may have missed something quite significant but it think it is a little bit early to come to that sort of conclusion. It is a FACT that Barton stubbed a cigarette/cigar out on another players eye. It is also a FACT that Barton has criminal conviction's for common assault and also assault occasioning ABH. It may or may not be the case that this time next week Carroll will also have a conviction for ABH but to me there is a big difference between a "woman beater" and someone who has pushed a woman away in self defence resulting in a head injury. As we do not yet know what has gone on here it is a bit early to say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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