AfroP Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Got this on an email off a lad at work. Blaydon Races They all went down to Birmingham On the 24th of May Hoping God would smile on them Upon the Sabbath day Proud as punch in stripey shirts Cream of the Geordie nation Ganning along to Villa Park To see the relegation Chorus: Oh me lads, you should've seen them crying Watching the shambles on the pitch Premier dreams a'dying All the lads and lasses there All had gloomy faces Ganning doon to the Championship With aal of Shearer's aces Now way back in September They told a different tale Old King Kev was back in charge How could the buggers fail? But then along came Dennis Wise Who dared to travel norf Kevin didn't like the tw*t And quickly buggered orf! Oh me lads! I think they need a genie Owen unfit, Xisco's sh*t and what of Collocini? Given was a great keeper but left the sinking ship And Harper will be canny good Doon in the Championship Now after Keegan scarpered They all cried in their beer But fear not, up next they got good old Joe Kinnear He fecking came and fecking got the twats to play their best Then who'd a fecking thought it, fecking cardiac arrest Oh me lads, the bugger’s in the Freeman Ashley's scared to watch a game The fans are all a steamin' And I will not apologise for nasty tasteless quips It'll do the buggers good to be doon in the championship With poor Joe confined to bed For his recuperation They wondered who could be the man To save the 'Geordie Nation' Who could turn this team around Before they turned to violence? Hughton got the nod and came out To the sound of silence Oh me lads! I'm ganna chuck me seat The mackems beat us at their place And now we've had to cheat Then aal the toon went on the hoy And got themselves all plastered And raised a glass to Taylor who’s A cheating diving b*stard! Ashley looked around and saw the damage that they’d done He’d lost a couple of hundred mill For every game they’d won He sank another pint in one And had a revelation Mary Poppins is the one To save the Geordie Nation Oh me lads! The Toon are aal but dead Obafemi’s injured (or at least that’s what he said) Ah can’t believe with Alan boss We haven’t got much higher Or is he just like Keegan Just another false messiah Oh me lads! The Toon are in the clarts No more trips to Anfield Now it’s off to foreign parts Tell aal the cheeky mackems That this story isn’t over Follow the Toon Army AND…… We’ll watch Doncaster Rovers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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