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Guest rosstoon

I was reading on the net the other day that we are the 2nd most vocal fans. Pompey were 1st. In another poll they stated that man United had they most variet with 34 songs throughout the season. How many would you say we have. Including the pub songs. On Tuesday in Watfor I heard a different one about luque and something about the IRA then we hate Sunderland.

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1. Hello Hello

2. Toon Toon

3. Blaydon Races

4. E-I-E-O

5. Geordie Boot Boys

6. Shoes Off

7. Stand Up

8. Pogo

9. Geordies are the Pride of England

10. Mags go Marching

11. Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle

12. Give 'us an N

13. N, E, wubble, C

14. Oh, whey-ya-knaa

15. Peter Reid's got a f***in' monkey's heed

16. Drink, drink

17. When I go a-wandering

18. Harry Roberts

19. We've got Mirandinha

20. Magpie Ranger

21. Who's that team we call United

22. Bertie Mee said to Joe Har-vey

23. The Fulwell End

24. We drink Ex We drink Brown

25. Mackems on a string

26. The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope

27. You're going down on your daughter

28. Shag your bairns

29. One finger, one thumb

30. There's only one

31. Same old Shearer

32. Hey Shearer

33. Shearer, Shearer

34. If you want to get to heaven when you die

35. We are the mags

36. United!

37. cock of the north

38. La-laaaaaaa!

 

a few to get us started

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We are the boys in the black and white, we love to sing and we love to fight, so lets fight la la la la la la la

 

Little white bull

 

They call us Newcastle UNited, they call us the cream of the land, and heres to Bobby moncur, the fairs cup in his hands, we're better than Glasgow Rangers, we're better than Celtic too and if you don't support us you must be a sunderland Jew, joe joe joe harvey, joe joe joe harvey.

 

We'll take more care of you, Alan Brown, Alan Brown

 

Everywhere we go, people wanna know, who we are, shallwe tell em, who we are, we're the mags we're the mags we are we are we're the mags.

 

We've travelled far and wide we've been to merseyside but theres only one place i wanna be, its in the leazes end where geordies never end and all the chelsea fans lie dead at our feet, la la la la la

 

He's only a poor little hammer...

 

Burn with the hammers, you're gonna burn with the hammers

 

 

 

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Guest dasflenst

We've got Michael Owen, they're got Jonathan Stead - HE'S SHIT - we've got Alan Shearer and they've got Dean Whitehead.  A bit out of date but good last season. 

 

We've got Kieron Dyer, he's s little flyer, from Ipswich Town, he's slightly brown.

 

We've got Ameobi, he's not from Nairobi, he's from Wallsend, he's Shearer's friend. 

 

Do the Ameobi.

 

25,000 empty seats, 25,000 empty seats, 25,000 empty seats, Sunland are a massive club...

Steve Cram, celebrity fan.........

42 players no one knows.........

 

 

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Guest rosstoon

when i was young i had no sense

i bought a flute for 50 pence

the only tune that i could play

was **** the mackems and the IRA..

 

is that the one???

Yep cheers mate. I will be singing that all day at work

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Guest geordie01

the actual tune is:

 

when i was young, i had no sense

i bought a flute for 50pence

but the only tune that i could play

was **** your queen and the UDA

 

so lets change the ending to the UDA and not the i.r.a eh?

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Guest Pugwash

The Grand Old Joe Harvey,

He had ten thousand men,

He took them down to Joker Park,

and fecked the fulwell end.

 

 

Frank Clark knew my father,

Father knew Frank Clark.

etc.

 

 

Aa knaa ye,

Ye knaa me,

Aa knaa ye and ye knaa me

La la la la, la la la, la la

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Guest IrishToon

the actual tune is:

 

when i was young, i had no sense

i bought a flute for 50pence

but the only tune that i could play

was **** your queen and the UDA

 

so lets change the ending to the UDA and not the i.r.a eh?

 

or how about not wasting breath on idiotic terrorists!

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Guest Hibbits left foot

Hes black hes broon hes playin for the toon Howard gayle Howard gayle

(then after he left)

Hes broon hes black they sent the bastard back Howard gayle Howard gayle

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Guest Hibbits left foot

To the tune of seasons in the sun; We had joy we had fun we had Sunderland on the run,but the joy did not last cos the bastards ran too fast!

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Not specific to the toon but this one had me in stitches at the weekend...................

 

 

The're here, the're there, the're everyfukin where empty seats, empty seats.

 

Despite the fact we failed to sell our allocation?

 

And are struggling to sell out at home.

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Guest Toon Sarnie

The Fulwell end

The Fulwell end

The Fulwell end is always full

Its full of P**fs, c***s and w*****S

The Fulwell end is always full

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