Guest rosstoon Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I was reading on the net the other day that we are the 2nd most vocal fans. Pompey were 1st. In another poll they stated that man United had they most variet with 34 songs throughout the season. How many would you say we have. Including the pub songs. On Tuesday in Watfor I heard a different one about luque and something about the IRA then we hate Sunderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 1. Hello Hello 2. Toon Toon 3. Blaydon Races 4. E-I-E-O 5. Geordie Boot Boys 6. Shoes Off 7. Stand Up 8. Pogo 9. Geordies are the Pride of England 10. Mags go Marching 11. Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle 12. Give 'us an N 13. N, E, wubble, C 14. Oh, whey-ya-knaa 15. Peter Reid's got a f***in' monkey's heed 16. Drink, drink 17. When I go a-wandering 18. Harry Roberts 19. We've got Mirandinha 20. Magpie Ranger 21. Who's that team we call United 22. Bertie Mee said to Joe Har-vey 23. The Fulwell End 24. We drink Ex We drink Brown 25. Mackems on a string 26. The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope 27. You're going down on your daughter 28. Shag your bairns 29. One finger, one thumb 30. There's only one 31. Same old Shearer 32. Hey Shearer 33. Shearer, Shearer 34. If you want to get to heaven when you die 35. We are the mags 36. United! 37. cock of the north 38. La-laaaaaaa! a few to get us started Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoggeordie Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Geordie allowetta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 40. 1 nil down, 4-1 up, albert luque wrapped it up... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kenton Magpie Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 21 or 28, 21 or 28, 21 or 28 Obafemi Martins (now 22 or 29?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 New one i heard at watford: terry hibbert jamie milner on the wing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 We are the boys in the black and white, we love to sing and we love to fight, so lets fight la la la la la la la Little white bull They call us Newcastle UNited, they call us the cream of the land, and heres to Bobby moncur, the fairs cup in his hands, we're better than Glasgow Rangers, we're better than Celtic too and if you don't support us you must be a sunderland Jew, joe joe joe harvey, joe joe joe harvey. We'll take more care of you, Alan Brown, Alan Brown Everywhere we go, people wanna know, who we are, shallwe tell em, who we are, we're the mags we're the mags we are we are we're the mags. We've travelled far and wide we've been to merseyside but theres only one place i wanna be, its in the leazes end where geordies never end and all the chelsea fans lie dead at our feet, la la la la la He's only a poor little hammer... Burn with the hammers, you're gonna burn with the hammers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dasflenst Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 We've got Michael Owen, they're got Jonathan Stead - HE'S SHIT - we've got Alan Shearer and they've got Dean Whitehead. A bit out of date but good last season. We've got Kieron Dyer, he's s little flyer, from Ipswich Town, he's slightly brown. We've got Ameobi, he's not from Nairobi, he's from Wallsend, he's Shearer's friend. Do the Ameobi. 25,000 empty seats, 25,000 empty seats, 25,000 empty seats, Sunland are a massive club... Steve Cram, celebrity fan......... 42 players no one knows......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ticaL Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Rigobert and Alexandre. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosstoon Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Hows the one go about we hate sunderland. But the line before it states sumthing about the IRA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 when i was young i had no sense i bought a flute for 50 pence the only tune that i could play was fuck the mackems and the IRA.. is that the one??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosstoon Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 when i was young i had no sense i bought a flute for 50 pence the only tune that i could play was **** the mackems and the IRA.. is that the one??? Yep cheers mate. I will be singing that all day at work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest geordie01 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 the actual tune is: when i was young, i had no sense i bought a flute for 50pence but the only tune that i could play was **** your queen and the UDA so lets change the ending to the UDA and not the i.r.a eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pugwash Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 The Grand Old Joe Harvey, He had ten thousand men, He took them down to Joker Park, and fecked the fulwell end. Frank Clark knew my father, Father knew Frank Clark. etc. Aa knaa ye, Ye knaa me, Aa knaa ye and ye knaa me La la la la, la la la, la la Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dasflenst Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Liam O'Brien, Andy O'Brien, any any any O'Brien, who put the ball in the mackem's net O'Brien, O'Brien... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IrishToon Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 the actual tune is: when i was young, i had no sense i bought a flute for 50pence but the only tune that i could play was **** your queen and the UDA so lets change the ending to the UDA and not the i.r.a eh? or how about not wasting breath on idiotic terrorists! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 A good one from the promotion season when we played Brentford and their Physio came on to the pitch "Theres only one Jimmy Saville" One of the funniest things I've seen at SJP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Hes black hes broon hes playin for the toon Howard gayle Howard gayle (then after he left) Hes broon hes black they sent the bastard back Howard gayle Howard gayle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Na Na Na....... na na na na....... na na na na....... Geordies!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hibbits left foot Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 To the tune of seasons in the sun; We had joy we had fun we had Sunderland on the run,but the joy did not last cos the bastards ran too fast! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Not specific to the toon but this one had me in stitches at the weekend................... The're here, the're there, the're everyfukin where empty seats, empty seats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Not specific to the toon but this one had me in stitches at the weekend................... The're here, the're there, the're everyfukin where empty seats, empty seats. Despite the fact we failed to sell our allocation? And are struggling to sell out at home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 "michael owen he scores goals, so does shearer" to the tune of "michael owen scored a goal halleujah" sang by the scousers We stand though and pompy dont B). What's the source btw? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon Sarnie Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 The Fulwell end The Fulwell end The Fulwell end is always full Its full of P**fs, c***s and w*****S The Fulwell end is always full Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 And the older ones on here have a cheek to have a go at today's chants when they had drivel like, Frank Clark knew my father, Father knew Frank Clark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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