Tachikoma Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 http://thestar.com.my/sports/story.asp?file=/2006/11/10/sports/15976667&sec=sports RIO DE JANEIRO: A fan of relegation-threatened Brazilian club Fluminense spent around US$25,000 on Wednesday to give advice to coach Paulo Cesar Gusmao on team selection. The fan, who gave her name as Sheila Candiogo, took out paid advertising space on the inside back page of the Rio de Janeiro daily O Globo to send her tips to Gusmao, who is Fluminense's sixth coach this year and has yet to win a game. “The appeal I'm making is simple,” she wrote. “Please field a real forward alongside Tuta ... If possible Alex. Or Beto. But don't field Lenny. You'll be doing him a favour. Against Botafogo, Lenny tripped over the ball again. “Please help Fluminense not to go down. Millions of fans will be eternally grateful to you. Many are children, who don't deserve this long agony.” Fluminense are 16th in the 20-team Brazilian championship with 36 points. Fluminese = us by christmas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 “The appeal I'm making is simple,” she wrote. “Please field a real forward alongside erm erm ... If possible erm erm. Or erm. But don't field Duff. Or Shola. Or Sibierski. Or Luque. Or Rossi. You'll be doing us a favour.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 If I was the coach, I'd put a full page advert in next week's paper that reads "STICK TO THE FUCKING HOUSEWORK, BITCH". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChickenKiev Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 If I was the coach, I'd put a full page advert in next week's paper that reads "STICK TO THE ****ING HOUSEWORK, BITCH". Pleasant bloke you like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 If I was the coach, I'd put a full page advert in next week's paper that reads "STICK TO THE ****ING HOUSEWORK, BITCH". Pleasant bloke you like. Despicable, aren't I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 If I was the coach, I'd put a full page advert in next week's paper that reads "STICK TO THE ****ING HOUSEWORK, BITCH". Pleasant bloke you like. Despicable, aren't I? She probably has enough money to get you 'cleaned'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 1nol Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Tsk, tsk. I'm sure she wouldn't have even thought about offering an opinion on anything before the beds were made and the ironing done. It's page two of our handbook, a total no no. bluebiggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Tsk, tsk. I'm sure she wouldn't have even thought about offering an opinion on anything before the beds were made and the ironing done. It's page two of our handbook, a total no no. bluebiggrin.gif Helen Mirren has taught you well. :winking: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 you forgot emptying out the slop bucket into the gutter oh wait, it's Brazil not mackemland... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 1nol Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Helen does a fair share of the pots, you don't get man hands loading a dishwasher. See, a lass to look up to! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 She looks like she soaks them in bleach and takes a hammer to her nails on a regular basis tbh. They're a mess! I wouldn't let her near me with them. And yes, she WILL be gutted to hear that. bluebigrazz.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 1nol Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Obviously a devastating blow for the woman, but I'm sure she'd understand. :winking: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Anyone considering doing for this for us? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Amy Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I would but if that's the kind of response I'll get I think I'll keep my money. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I would but if that's the kind of response I'll get I think I'll keep my money. :roll: Just think of the kitchen appliances you could get yourself with that kind of money pet bluewink.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Aight, hypothetical situation: RIO DE JANEIRO: A fan of relegation-threatened Brazilian club Fluminense spent around US$25,000 on Wednesday to give advice to coach Paulo Cesar Gusmao on team selection. The fan, who gave his name as Gemmil, took out paid advertising space on the inside back page of the Rio de Janeiro daily O Globo to send her tips to Gusmao, who is Fluminense's sixth coach this year and has yet to win a game. “The appeal I'm making is simple,” he wrote. “Please field a real forward alongside Tuta ... If possible Alex. Or Beto. But don't field Lenny. You'll be doing him a favour. Against Botafogo, Lenny tripped over the ball again. “Please help Fluminense not to go down. Millions of fans will be eternally grateful to you. Many are children, who don't deserve this long agony.” Fluminense are 16th in the 20-team Brazilian championship with 36 points. Now, your responses? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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