Jump to content

Nicky Butt Overhead Kick Appreciation Society


Aphrodite

Recommended Posts

I'm beginning to really believe that after nearly 20 years of professional football, Nicky Butt has taken enough blows to the head through heading the ball (and other players) that he's now suffering from brain damage.

 

He is now under the absolute belief that he didn't just grow up playing the David Beckham, he is David Beckham.  Whenever he gets the ball he thinks What would Beckham do?  Hang on, I AM David Beckham! and he proceeds to try the spectacular passing that he (as Beckham) is capable of.  Unfortunately, he's Nicky Butt (even if he's forgotten that bit) so his amazing 70-yard pass to a forward simply appears to us as him bizarrely hoofing the ball out of play, but in his mind he's just grabbed an amazing assist that the media will be jizzing over for the next 10 years.

 

So glad this was bumped so I could see this. :lol: :lol:

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...