Ye divvn't understand!

[midds]

Looks a bit like Sned. 

[JCONA]

Its a Jersey Geordie Thing

[Dr.Spaceman]

What the fuck is that?

 

FFS thats embarrasing

 

Fucking hell

[Interpolic]

For some reason the bit that fucks me off the most is:

 

And if I could be born again in any place and time,

I'd choose to live in Newcastle by the River Tyne.

 

During which time?  You've given us plenty of detail about the place (which is incidentally where you already live) so which era? 

 

I have a sneaky suspicion that's there for (half) rhyming purposes alone, which in songwriting terms is an unmitigated disgrace.

[pedro111]

I lasted one minute thirteen seconds before I could take no more. 

[Guest]

Play that before the match on Sunday instead of that fat fella singing

 

well it'd be a step forward, it's no 'geordie in wonderland' but it is a step forward

 

 

Never understood why that's never played inside the ground.

[pedro111]

Geordie in Wonderland is class like, but Big River is the king of all Geordie songs!

[OzzieMandias]

If anyone's got an mp3 of David Baird's 1980 (or '81) Geordie rap record, "Friday Neet (And We're Gannin' to the Toon)", I would be extremely grateful to get a copy.

[OzzieMandias]

Not very good copy here:

 

 

Howay ye bugger everybody get doon, it's Friday neet and we're gannin' te the Toon.

[pedro111]

I can't watch that 'Howay ye buggaz' vid cause I'm on my phone but is that the song off the Sid The Sexist cartoon? Its class.

[OzzieMandias]

I dunno. Sid the Sexist came later, but maybe.

[pedro111]

I dunno. Sid the Sexist came later, but maybe.

 

I'm sure it is. Search youtube for 'Sid the Sexist Oot on the tap'.

[Rocker]

Aye, thats where I recognised it from.