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The other games today - 2011/12


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Pip's boys are masters of the unconvincing clearance.  :lol:

 

And you guys whinge when Lampard and Gerrard start together! I would kill for a player with half the ability of a Lampard or Gerrard in our team! :lol:

 

Was it Brewce who signed your best player when he was at Huddersfield? Didn't play a single minute IIRC.

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Pip's boys are masters of the unconvincing clearance.  :lol:

 

And you guys whinge when Lampard and Gerrard start together! I would kill for a player with half the ability of a Lampard or Gerrard in our team! :lol:

 

Was it Brewce who signed your best player when he was at Huddersfield? Didn't play a single minute IIRC.

 

:lol: Yeah. How the hell do you remember that shit?

 

His nickname is Zico, and when he scored a hat-trick in the reserves, everyone here got really excited. Two months later and he was back home. :lol:

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Our actual best player now is a 23 year old #9 who's actually unbelievably taller than 5'9", has excellent technique (relatively) and can head the ball. He's our best prospect for 10+ years, and needs to move abroad to gain experience. He's probably good enough for the Belgian second league or something like that, but he gets paid too much and the lifestyle here is incomparable (trust me, it really is), so he's stagnated in the past couple of years and puts in inconsistent performances. That's the general story for our kids. They become good, get famous, live a rock star lifestyle, get loads of pussy and decide that they're content so they stop putting in the necessary time on the pitch.

 

That's actually the general story for all our athletes. Our best tennis player retired at 28, married a former Miss Universe, opened a few restaurants then started selling some herbal Viagra shit. And at one point he was actually ranked #9 or #10 in the world.

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