Guest WashyGeordie Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 K Heard one in the pub yesterday in Clitheroe, something to the tune of "Kevin Keegan left the Toon, in a helicopter". I can't really remember 'cos i was quite drunk. Just remember "Papiss Cisse signed for Toon.." Then something about Senegal and scoring for fun... Anyone know? Kevin Keegan left the toon in a heli-copta He came back with Terry Mac to save us from disaster. I knew that one btw, just someone changed the words to a Cisse chant, and that's what i didn't know the words to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Cheik, Cheik, wherever you may be We've got big Cheik Tiote. He's fucking hard, and he'll get a yellow card. Signed from Twente for a low transfer fee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Seven Nation Army PA-p*ss DEM-BAAA CIII-SSE Also got a pretty simple one that just goes PAPISS DEMBA RODNEY CISSEE, PAPISS DEMBA RODNEY CISSE etc with like rhythmic clapping but can't think of what the tune is that it goes to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 To Stone Roses "This Is The One" Cisse n Ba Cisse n Ba Cisse n Baaaa Cisse n Ba Cisse n Ba They're gonna scoreee etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Ober, Obertan, Ober, Obertan, Ober, Obertan, Obertan runs quite fast. ...His head looks like a lightbulb Obertanny Martins. We've got Stevie Harper He's not from Seaham Harbour He's from Easington He kna's Lee Clark Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 He signed from Freiberg and he's class he's class You'd let him go down on your lass your lass He turned a bid from sunlun down because he doesn't want to get mugged in town Papa Cissé Newcastle's number 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 had a few problems with syllables havent u Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Had a few problems with punctuation, haven't you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 your error is far greater. mine was laziness, yours was ineptitude. try singing that song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Ober, Obertan, Ober, Obertan, Ober, Obertan, Obertan runs quite fast. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 your error is far greater. mine was laziness, yours was ineptitude. try singing that song Are you still nagging darling? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 All I did was point out your song didnt work, your the one who started nagging Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 All I did was point out your song didnt work, your the one who started nagging You're Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 had a few problems with syllables havent u Depends how quickly you can sing 'doesn't want to' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 He signed from Freiberg and he's class he's class You'd let him go down on your lass your lass He turned a bid from sunlun down because he doesn't want to get mugged in town Papa Cissé Newcastle's number 9 Quite like this one. (apart from the last bit if I'm picky. ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 You need another 2 sylabbles in the first two lines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 You need another 2 sylabbles in the first two lines. Don't reckon you do Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I really dont think Im that drunk. Il check again tomorrow, but Im 100% sure atm it does Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Aye it's definitely only mackem bit I fudged. How about 'because he hates those mackem clowns' then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 His armband proved he was a red torres, torres. Thats the correct syllables in that song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 If we're being pedantic, which, after a page of your petty replies it seems we are, the correct tune is: The animals came in two by two, hurrah hurrah = 13 syllables His armband proves he was a red Torres Torres = 12 syllables So it turns out that you aren't right, either. Can we stop this now? It's a bit pathetic tit-for-tat. My song had too many syllables, yours has too few. I doubt it'll make the chronicle front page. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 In that case your turning 13 into 10. I had no intention on being pedantic at the start. All I was saying is that i.thought it didnt sound right at all, which I stand by. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 We don't care about syllables, We don't care about grammar All we care about Is making things rhyme. . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 We don't care about syllables, We don't care about grammar All we care about Is making things rhyme. . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sophie S Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I think it would be nice if we had a little song for Cisse this weekend. Just to make him feel welcome, maybe even before the match starts (so regardless of if he is playing or not). My favorite at the moment is the Demba one, Demba two, We've got more Dembas then you, etc But that's not really just for Cisse... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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