Heron Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I f***ing hate the "and Shola from Fenham shot one down" chant thing. First heard it when I was at Arsenal. Some absolute knobends where trying to start it off but failed, then on Sunday it was just pathetic. There was only like 10/15 people trying to start it at the back of the corner and after about 5 minutes no-one was catching on, they just kept going. Sort of killed the atmosphere in the corner a little bit. I thought it was amusingly s**** to be honest. Nevertheless, those lads are what keeps the corner going 90% of the time so cannot be too harsh on them for one s**** song. They know they're old songs and have created a lot of the new good ones which are slowly getting out. Also, why not try and get another song going if that is the case? It may not be your cup of tea to start a song but the best way to get them to shut up is by out-singing them. I tried but my voice was canny fucked by then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I thught "If you hate xxxx clap your hands" was to the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes" It is. As is the Shola song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 The Blaydon Races still massivley piss me off like. SING THE FIRST VERSE RIGHT! AND SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER. That is all. I do try to correct it but in vain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 The Blaydon Races still massivley p*ss me off like. SING THE FIRST VERSE RIGHT! AND SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER. That is all. I do try to correct it but in vain. I agree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 The Blaydon Races still massivley p*ss me off like. SING THE FIRST VERSE RIGHT! AND SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER. That is all. I do try to correct it but in vain. The Scotswood Road line 3 times Once at the end of the first verse (wrong) some sing it in the middle of the chorus (wrong) and again at the end of the chorus (correct). Absolutely no need to sing it so fast either, it sounds horrendous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR15 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 "He scores when he wants, he scores when he wants, Papiss Cisse, he scores when he wants". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 I laughed on Saturday when Spurs fans sang, "He eats when he wants" at Lampard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 His name is Papiss Cisse, he wears the number nine, and when he saw St.James Park said 'Where's the fucking sign'? He never signed for Sunderland, he caught a different flight, a geordie boy from Senegal he's fucking dynamite! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 His name is Papiss Cisse, he wears the number nine, and when he saw St.James Park said 'Where's the f***ing sign'? He never signed for Sunderland, he caught a different flight, a geordie boy from Senegal he's f***ing dynamite! Brilliant!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 His name is Papiss Cisse, he wears the number nine, and when he saw St.James Park said 'Where's the f***ing sign'? He never signed for Sunderland, he caught a different flight, a geordie boy from Senegal he's f***ing dynamite! Brilliant!! NO NO NO ITS FUCKING BRILLIANT Its a real shame he won't understand a word of it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Cheers lads. I can only take partial credit for this one. It was written with a mate. We thought it was high time to get another one out there as it's over a year since we came up with the Tiote chant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Cheers lads. I can only take partial credit for this one. It was written with a mate. We thought it was high time to get another one out there as it's over a year since we came up with the Tiote chant. Its doing well with being retweeted on twitter, I credited it to ya.. We HAVE to get this going at the Bolton match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 ALLEZ LES (THE?) TOON! ALLEZ LES TOON! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Heard the end of going to italy song. Did they sing tell me ma me ma we wont be home for tea like back in the day or generic Que sera sera? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broonalegeordie Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Heard the end of going to italy song. Did they sing tell me ma me ma we wont be home for tea like back in the day or generic Que sera sera? tell me ma Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Shame that Lithuania, Malta and the Faroe Islands don't fit into any songs. I'd tek that group like, wa ganna win the Europa League Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 i just found this & it gave me a chuckle. prolly old news to you lot though. http://www.fcsongs.com/Newcastle_United_-_Howay_The_Lads.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Had many a rendition of this beauty on a stag do in Benidorm this weekend. Worked a treat with all of us sat down in a line in a bar! He swerves to the left! He swerves to the riiiggghhhhhhht! Hatem Ben Arfa... ...he make you look shite! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 One man and his phone Gary Taylor-Fletcher One man and his mobile phone Gary Taylor-Fletcher Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kevlaar Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 To the tune of Another shot, another save, Timmy Krul Another cross another take, Timmy Krul When you play for Holland, I still love you, The best in the league, your Timmy Krul Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 this season had me thinking does any club sing a version of this, if not why not (us)?: To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear the unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To write the unwritable wrong To be better far than you are To try when your arms are too weary The reach the unreachable star This is my quest, to follow that star No matter how hopeless, No matter how far To fight for the right Whithout question or pause To be willing to march into hell For a heavenly cause And I know if I'll only be true To this glorious quest That my heart will be peaceful and calm When I'm laid to my rest And the world would be better for this That one man scorned and covered with scars Still strove with his last ounce of courage To reach the unreachable star Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Frank Sinatra Would love if someone could get some toon lyrics in there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Curls Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 I dont think many toon fans have the brain capacity for a chant that long, They struggle with toon toon around me half of the time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Just the chorus obvs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Curls Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Just the chorus obvs. tbf that first verse is pretty apt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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