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PREMIERSHIP:

 

Winners: Chelsea  :idiot2:

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man United, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Bournemouth, Leicester, Watford

Overachievers: Norwich  :idiot2:

Underperformers: West Ham  :idiot2:

Top Goal Scorer: Costa

Break Out Year: Aarons  :idiot2:

Season to Forget: Walcott

PFA Player of the Year: Diego Costa  :idiot2:

PFA Young Player of the Year: Harry Kane

Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho  :lol:

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Quique Sanchez Flores  :idiot2:

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED:

 

Where will we finish?: 11th  :idiot2:

Top Goalscorer?: Wijnaldum

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Badly

How will we do in the derby games?: draws

 

DOMESTIC:

 

Championship Promotion: Middlesbrough, Derby, Hull

Championship Relegation: Rotherham, MK Dons, Preston

FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Man United

 

EUROPE:

 

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Some CL group loser

World Player of the Year: Jack Colback :razz: Nah seriously messi

 

OTHER:

How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: relegated after someone (probably sunderland) poaches him mid-season

When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: not this season.

How many goals will Balotelli score this season: none for liverpool

How will De Jong get injured this season: slip on a banana peel

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PREMIERSHIP:

 

Relegation: Bournemouth, Leicester, Watford

Overachievers: Norwich (still lower half but I don’t think there’ll be a huge shock)

Underperformers: Crystal Palace

Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero (24)

Season to Forget: Harry Kane, Roberto Firmino, Yohan Cabaye, Claudio Ranieri, Adam Johnson, Ross Barkley

PFA Player of the Year: Diego Costa

PFA Young Player of the Year: Some 26-year-old

Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Claudio Ranieri or Quique Sanchez Flores

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED:

 

Where will we finish?: 13th

Top Goalscorer?: Aleksandar Mitrovic (12)

How will we do in the derby games?: Lose one, draw one

 

OTHER:

When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: They won’t because they’re idiots.

How will De Jong get injured this season: Walks into a pane of glass, DIY work goes wrong, brings back conjunctivitis to the squad.

 

These ones I've picked out are either decent guesses or absolutely horrific :lol: :lol:

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