54 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 IU'm bored at work, so: Premiership Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Overachievers: Underperformers: Top Goal Scorer: Break Out Year: Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Newcastle United Where will we finish?: Top Goalscorer?: How will we do in the cup competitions?: How will we do in the derby games?: Domestic Championship Promotion: Championship Relegation: League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: League Cup: Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Europe La Liga winner: Serie A winner: Bundesliga winner: Champions League winner: Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: How many goals will Balotelli score this season: How will De Jong get injured this season: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Premiership Winners: Man Utd Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs Relegation: Bournemouth, Watford, Leicester Overachievers: Stoke Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Depay? Season to Forget: Sunderland, same as always PFA Player of the Year: fuck knas PFA Young Player of the Year: fuck knas Manager of the Year: LvG First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Whoever is at Watford Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse if he stays How will we do in the cup competitions?: meh How will we do in the derby games?: win and loss Domestic Championship Promotion: Hull & Boro Championship Relegation: fuck knas League One Promotion: fuck knas League One Relegation: fuck knas League Two Promotion: fuck knas League Two Relegation: fuck knas FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Chelsea Johnstone's Paint Trophy: fuck knas Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barca Europa League winner: Valencia World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: shit When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: They wont How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 2 How will De Jong get injured this season: "calf strain" will turn into 5 months out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Manchester United, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Norwich, Watford, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Bournemouth Underperformers: Crystal Palace Top Goal Scorer: Costa Break Out Year: Ward-Prowse Season to Forget: Sterling PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: Howe First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Quique Flores Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Mitrovic :panic: How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd LC 5th FA How will we do in the derby games?: Draw home, lose away Domestic Championship Promotion: Burnley, Middlesbrough and Notts Forest Championship Relegation: ?? League One Promotion: ?? League One Relegation: ?? League Two Promotion: ?? League Two Relegation: ?? FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Villa Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Gillingham Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: 15th When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: Absolutely How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 2 How will De Jong get injured this season: Won't Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man U, Southampton, Spurs Relegation: Leicester, Bournemouth, Watford Overachievers: Swansea Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Too soon for this... Season to Forget: Clattermong PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Courtois Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Advocaat Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Can't say until a bit closer to the season... Cisse atm. How will we do in the cup competitions?: s**** How will we do in the derby games?: Currently: D W... If mackems appoint 2 new managers for each derby game L D Domestic Championship Promotion: Derby & Hull Championship Relegation: f*** knas League One Promotion: f*** knas League One Relegation: f*** knas League Two Promotion: f*** knas League Two Relegation: f*** knas FA Cup: Man U League Cup: Stoke Johnstone's Paint Trophy: f*** knas Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barca Europa League winner: Benfica World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: Relegated When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: Not this year, December/Jan next year. How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 2 How will De Jong get injured this season: Getting out of bed too fast the morning of the first game of the season results in him being in a coma until the season ends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Sounds like an eventful season for F*** Knas FC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Sounds like an eventful season for F*** Knas FC I don't know, they gain two promotions and the Johnson's paint trophy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Premiership Winners: Man United Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool Relegation: Norwich, West Brom, Leicester Overachievers: Bournemouth Underperformers: Spurs Top Goal Scorer: Costa Break Out Year: LUDICROUS ONE HERE: Wilshere will finally stay fit and actually be really good ( ) Season to Forget: West Ham will be very meh despite them wanting to be going 'up a level' PFA Player of the Year: Sanchez PFA Young Player of the Year: Not even a tiny clue Manager of the Year: Van Gaal First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Advocaat Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: De Jong How will we do in the cup competitions?: Slightly better, maybe a quarter final at best How will we do in the derby games?: Lose one Win one. Domestic Championship Promotion: Middlesbrough Championship Relegation: Leeds League One Promotion: Not going to even pretend to be watch enough League One Relegation: " League Two Promotion: " League Two Relegation: " FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Man United Johnstone's Paint Trophy: No clue Europe La Liga winner: Barcalona Serie A winner: Juventus (tough one this) Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich (will be closer, but they are a long long way ahead still) Champions League winner: Chelsea Europa League winner: Fiorentina World Player of the Year: Suarez (Yeah I know) Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: One of two ways, I am optimistically thinking they'll do well. if they don't get off to a decent start think they'll sink like Burnley though. When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: Unfortunately Cabaye will carry them this season. How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 0 How will De Jong get injured this season: accidental collision with Wijnaldum ruling them both out for the season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Sounds like an eventful season for F*** Knas FC I don't know, they gain two promotions and the Johnson's paint trophy. And that's uneventful? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavMcEl Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: arsenal 3rd-6th: citeh,man utd,Swansea,Spurs Relegation: Leicester,Bournemouth,Norwich Overachievers:Swansea Underperformers: Southampton Top Goal Scorer: aguero Break Out Year:Ben Davis Season to Forget: Brendan Rodgers and Harry Kane PFA Player of the Year: alexis sanchez PFA Young Player of the Year: Kurt zouma Manager of the Year: Gary monk First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': claudio ranieri Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: depends who signs... Current squad aoyze/de jong How will we do in the cup competitions?: q/f league cup 5th round fa cup How will we do in the derby games?: draw both Domestic Championship Promotion: boro, hull, Ipswich Championship Relegation: Rotherham,brentford, Cardiff League One Promotion: Sheffield utd, Wigan, Bradford League One Relegation: shrewsbury, crew, colchester utd League Two Promotion: notts county, leyton orient,Luton League Two Relegation: Carlisle, hartlepool FA Cup: man utd League Cup: citeh Johnstone's Paint Trophy:Coventry Europe La Liga winner: barca Serie A winner: juve Bundesliga winner:Bayern Munich Champions League winner:Chelsea Europa League winner: Roma (will finish 3rd in there CL group) World Player of the Year: messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: relegated When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: they won't, mid table mediocricy an a few results against the big boys an them shower of cunts will be happy... How many goals will Balotelli score this season:3 How will De Jong get injured this season:don't know but he'll find a way am sure Again far to fucking early to predict but I thought I'd give it a go to pass 5 mins on a Monday night now there's no more vicious on after corrie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 waiting for the window to near close before i predict anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 waiting for the window to near close before i predict anything. Same. Did that last year though and 90% of my predictions were nowhere near so not sure why Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man U 3rd-6th: Man C, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Leicester, Norwich, Watford Overachievers: West Ham & Bournemouth Underperformers: Sunderland, Palace & Villa Top Goal Scorer: Costa Break Out Year: Remy Cabella, Serge Gnabry, James Wilson, Medhi Abeid, Duncan Watmore, Ruben Loftus-Cheek Season to Forget: Fabian Delph, Samir Nasri, Stewart Downing, Glen Johnson, Fabricio Coloccini, Steven Fletcher, Mile Jedinak PFA Player of the Year: Rooney PFA Young Player of the Year: Sterling Manager of the Year: Eddie Howe First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Claudio Ranieri Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Perez with 11 How will we do in the cup competitions?: 4th round of FA, 5th round of C1C How will we do in the derby games?: Win at home, lose away Domestic Championship Promotion: Burnley, Derby, Boro Championship Relegation: Rotherham, Preston, Forest League One Promotion: Peterborough, Swindon, Wigan League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Walsall, Oldham, Gillingham League Two Promotion: Yeovil, Luton, Leyton Orient, Notts County League Two Relegation: Oxford, Carlisle FA Cup: West Ham League Cup: Manchester United Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Fleetwood Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Juventus Europa League winner: Sevilla (probably) World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: 14th When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: Mid-January How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 4 How will De Jong get injured this season: Impaled on a windmill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Man C, Liverpool, Spurs Relegation: Leicester, Bournemouth, Norwich Overachievers: Watford Underperformers: Leicester Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Jack Wilshere Season to Forget: Raheem Sterling PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Grealish Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Fat Dick Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 8th Top Goalscorer?: Perez How will we do in the cup competitions?: Respectable defeats to better teams How will we do in the derby games?: Draw both Domestic Championship Promotion: Boro, Wolves, Hull Championship Relegation: Brentford, Rotherham, Sheffield Weds League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Wigan, Peterborough League One Relegation: Blackpool, Crewe, Burton, Oldham League Two Promotion: Leyton Orient, Wycombe, Portsmouth League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Oxford FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Liverpool Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Peterborough Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: 19th When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: January 1st 2016 How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 4 How will De Jong get injured this season: Forgetting to bite the lemon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 waiting for the window to near close before i predict anything. Same. Did that last year though and 90% of my predictions were nowhere near so not sure why Said relegated until season started then said naw 10th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dancer Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: City, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton Relegation: Bournemouth, Sunderland, Norwich Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: Southampton/Liverpool Top Goal Scorer: Diego Costa Break Out Year: Ibe/Shaw (know he's already 'broke out' but think he will do well this year) Season to Forget: Falcao PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: maybe Shaw Manager of the Year: Martinez First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Rodgers Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Perez How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 5th round, League cup Quarters How will we do in the derby games?: lose away. home draw Domestic Championship Promotion: Hull, Boro, Brentford Championship Relegation: Rotherham ands ? League One Promotion: Wigan, Sheff Utd, ? League One Relegation: ? League Two Promotion: ? League Two Relegation: ? FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Spurs Johnstone's Paint Trophy: no idea Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Chelsea Europa League winner: probably Sevilla World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: relegation When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: they won't but cracks will show after Xmas How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 8 How will De Jong get injured this season: collapsed kidney Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Can't wait to read these back in May and laugh at myself... Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man United 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Bournemouth, Leicester, Watford Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: Man City Top Goal Scorer: Diego Costa Break Out Year: Freddy Adu Season to Forget: Raheem Sterling (:|) PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Mpmphis Depay (if eligible?) Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Ranieri Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Whichever cunt striker we sign How will we do in the cup competitions?: 1/4 finals at best, early exit in the other How will we do in the derby games?: win at home, lose away Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Sevilla again... World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: Shit When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: April How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 3 How will De Jong get injured this season: Punctured ballbag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 The reasons for De Jong getting injured. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, Southampton Relegation: Crystal Palace, Sunderland, Watford Overachievers: Newcastle Underperformers: Man Utd Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero Break Out Year: Jack Grealish Season to Forget: Yohan Cabaye PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Jack Grealish Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Advocaat Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 12th Top Goalscorer?: Siem De Jong How will we do in the cup competitions?: Usual 3rd, 4th round crap How will we do in the derby games?: Draw both Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Man City World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: 17th When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: Never, they will stick with the cunt as he is 'one of their own' How many goals will Balotelli score this season: None in the Premier League How will De Jong get injured this season: Straining his wrist wanking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 How will De Jong get injured this season: Getting out of bed too fast the morning of the first game of the season results in him being in a coma until the season ends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I think his entire body will just collapse and look similar to Peter Griffin when he wishes he has no bones in his body. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I think his entire body will just collapse and look similar to Peter Griffin when he wishes he has no bones in his body. Great reference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 A good few people tipping Chelsea for the Champions League is a bit weird IMO, any particular reason why? Can't see past Barca myself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs Relegation: Bournemouth, Watford, Sunderland Overachievers: Leicester Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: Kane Break Out Year: Loftus Cheek Season to Forget: Daniel Sturridge PFA Player of the Year: Kane PFA Young Player of the Year: Loftus Cheek or Kane Manager of the Year: Ranieri First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Dick Advocaat Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 12th Top Goalscorer?: Perez How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA - 4th round. C1 - 1/4s How will we do in the derby games?: 1 win 1 defeat Domestic Championship Promotion: Derby, Boro, QPR Championship Relegation: Rotherham, Sheff Wed, Preston League One Promotion: Wigan, Sheff Utd, Swindon FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Man City Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Sevilla as usual World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: Badly. When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: By October. How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 2. How will De Jong get injured this season: At least 50% of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I think his entire body will just collapse and look similar to Peter Griffin when he wishes he has no bones in his body. Hopefully it'll be the same resolution to rebuild him; taking bones away from Gouffran, Williamson, Obertan and Elliot in order to restore Siem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 To be honest Blob Elliotts torso could probably reconstruct Siem's entire being and still have bones left to spare, the fat cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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