England’s Dan Burn

[El Prontonise]

You have to listen to Jake Humphreys, that's the issue.

[Lush Vlad]

1 hour ago, Smal said:

 

 

He really is Mr LinkedIn.  He seems like a nice enough fella in lots of ways.  But his schtick is unbearable. 

[Sima]

8 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Why?

 

He's the worst-kind of toxic LinkedIn wanker.

 

He got caught out the other week writing a thank you note from a passenger on a train where the paper used looked exactly the same as the paper in his notepad in the background.

 

There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year.  Bloke is a fucking weirdo.

"I'm up at 5am and I'm ready to seize every day like it's your last"

Fuck off mate, if I'm off graft sometimes I just want to spend my day in my duds watching the League Cup final for the 10th time.

 

 

Edited 16 minutes ago by Sima

[Nucasol]

8 minutes ago, Sima said:

There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year.  

Dear fucking god. 
 

Metric name: Lube use when scuttling 

KRI: Red status = >1 instance of no lube.
Rationale: Vag is drier than the Sahara due to Jake’s limp patter. 

 

 

Edited 9 minutes ago by Nucasol

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

5 hours ago, LFEE said:

 

Doesn’t need cut down. Theirs not fat on the bone. Worth listening to the full 80mins.

I'm not listening to Jake Humphries, like.