Nucasol

Thought he was just a Con. No need for an ‘I’.

Fuck me, I thought the Ronnie Gill’s website was shit but step forward Own Goal Nigeria. More pop ups than a posh cunt food festival.

Father Time playing havoc with the memory, but that one was one of the few high points in the league.

Barnes scored a belter against West Ham. Outside of the right foot into the top corner.

Complete bike seat sniffer. Once liked a player, have had no contact, but other clubs may be interested.

Cuntent.

Clean as a whistle.

Rigatoni Raper Fusilli Fondler

Reminds me of the time that piece of shit Steve Wraith and the NUFC Matters mongrels stole that lad’s Dan Burn illustration to stick on the front of one of their tacky Fruit of the Loom T-shirts to sell.

Papadelle Pesterer pushing pish. Well I never.

It’ll be like that video of the robot tripping over the marathon start line.

Any cunt with a pretentious football terminology name like Regista is instantly invalidated. Even Gemini knows the score.

McManaman Alexander-Arnold Konate Florentino “El Serpiente” Perez inviting Liverpool onto the Bosman Bangbus for another brutalising.

Bird shilling for Daily Heil after being a Mirror writer and Labour Party member / activist is a canny volte-face.

Find Farley about as amusing as a colonoscopy without lube or anaesthesia.