Guest NUFCnutter Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 50 degrees, Southerners turn the central heating on... Geordies plant their gardens 40 degrees, Southerners shiver uncontrollably... Geordies Sunbathe 30 degrees, Southerners cars will not start.... Geordies drive with their windows down 20 degrees, Southerners wear coats, gloves and wooly hats... Geordies throw on a t-shirt(Girls start wearing mini-skirts) 10 degrees, Southerners begin to evacuate... Geordies go swimming in the North Sea Zero degrees, Southern landlords turn up the heat... Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold Minus 10 degrees, Southerners cease to exist... Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket Minus 80 degrees, Polar bears start to wonder if its worth it... Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers Minus 100 degrees, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole... Geordies put on their long johns Minus 173 degrees, alcohol freezes... Geordies become frustrated as the pubs are shut Minus 297 degrees, Microbiological life begins to disappear... The cows on the Town Moor complain that the vets have cold hands Minus 460 degrees, All atomic motion stops... Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands Minus 500 degrees, Hell freezes over.... Sunderland qualify for Europe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoggeordie Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 and in other news.....man invents wheel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NUFCnutter Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 and in other news.....man invents wheel Ooooh get you..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoggeordie Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 and in other news.....man invents wheel Ooooh get you..... Ooooh get you.... ....something to post that we haven't seen a zillion times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NUFCnutter Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 and in other news.....man invents wheel Ooooh get you..... Ooooh get you.... ....something to post that we haven't seen a zillion times. Frigs sake lighten up mate..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Funny, i'd never seen it, cheers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 and in other news.....man invents wheel Ooooh get you..... Ooooh get you.... ....something to post that we haven't seen a zillion times. I need to spend less time on this forum what a misery. It made me smile, cheers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Are you using Fahrenheit down in Geordieland? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius. For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius. Woo, eh? 0.9 degrees difference. Start building the bloody igloos... :-\ What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 I appreciated it and never seen it before either Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Nice one nutter I hadn't seen that, we haven't all seen every internet joke on every website on the civilian www :-\ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 I love the total bellend reactions when someone posts something that someone's read before. OMG I have SO seen this like a zillion times and now you look so silly and I am SO the coolest for breaking my neck to point out how old this is!!11!11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 50 degrees, Southerners turn the central heating on... Geordies plant their gardens 40 degrees, Southerners shiver uncontrollably... Geordies Sunbathe 30 degrees, Southerners cars will not start.... Geordies drive with their windows down 20 degrees, Southerners wear coats, gloves and wooly hats... Geordies throw on a t-shirt(Girls start wearing mini-skirts) 10 degrees, Southerners begin to evacuate... Geordies go swimming in the North Sea Zero degrees, Southern landlords turn up the heat... Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold Minus 10 degrees, Southerners cease to exist... Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket Minus 80 degrees, Polar bears start to wonder if its worth it... Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers Minus 100 degrees, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole... Geordies put on their long johns Minus 173 degrees, alcohol freezes... Geordies become frustrated as the pubs are shut Minus 297 degrees, Microbiological life begins to disappear... The cows on the Town Moor complain that the vets have cold hands Minus 460 degrees, All atomic motion stops... Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands Minus 500 degrees, Hell freezes over.... Sunderland qualify for Europe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Very Good ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kenton Magpie Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Raised a smirk here! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NUFCnutter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Cheers, I liked it and I hadnt seen it before!!! Nice to see that not everyone on this board is up their own arses. ;D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 and now over to ali williams for weather.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius. For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius. Woo, eh? 0.9 degrees difference. Start building the bloody igloos... :-\ What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway? I think it was a joke mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Its good like, but it's been here several times before and its about 6-7 years old. It was first in Newcastle Stuff magazine I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morph Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 I LoLed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius. For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius. Woo, eh? 0.9 degrees difference. Start building the bloody igloos... :-\ What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway? whats durham got to do with anything? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalker Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius. For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius. Woo, eh? 0.9 degrees difference. Start building the bloody igloos... :-\ What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway? I think you missed the point here a bit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius. For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius. Woo, eh? 0.9 degrees difference. Start building the bloody igloos... :-\ What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway? whats durham got to do with anything? They don't monitor temperatures in Newcastle, was the closest place I could find! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius. For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius. Woo, eh? 0.9 degrees difference. Start building the bloody igloos... :-\ What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway? I think you missed the point here a bit Nah, do understand the point, just saying it's not *that* much colder up there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 No, you missed the point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UV Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius. For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius. Woo, eh? 0.9 degrees difference. Start building the bloody igloos... :-\ What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway? whats durham got to do with anything? They don't monitor temperatures in Newcastle, was the closest place I could find! Can't find a thermometer that goes low enough tbh. [move]point[/move] elbee909 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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