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50 degrees, Southerners turn the central heating on...

Geordies plant their gardens

 

40 degrees, Southerners shiver uncontrollably...

Geordies Sunbathe

 

30 degrees, Southerners cars will not start....

Geordies drive with their windows down

 

20 degrees, Southerners wear coats, gloves and wooly hats...

Geordies throw on a t-shirt(Girls start wearing mini-skirts)

 

10 degrees, Southerners begin to evacuate...

Geordies go swimming in the North Sea

 

Zero degrees, Southern landlords turn up the heat...

Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold

 

Minus 10 degrees, Southerners cease to exist...

Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket

 

Minus 80 degrees, Polar bears start to wonder if its worth it...

Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers

 

Minus 100 degrees, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole...

Geordies put on their long johns

 

Minus 173 degrees, alcohol freezes...

Geordies become frustrated as the pubs are shut

 

Minus 297 degrees, Microbiological life begins to disappear...

The cows on the Town Moor complain that the vets have cold hands

 

Minus 460 degrees, All atomic motion stops...

Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands

 

Minus 500 degrees, Hell freezes over....

Sunderland qualify for Europe

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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and in other news.....man invents wheel 

 

Ooooh get you.....

 

Ooooh get you....

 

 

....something to post that we haven't seen a zillion times.

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and in other news.....man invents wheel   

 

Ooooh get you.....

 

Ooooh get you....

 

 

....something to post that we haven't seen a zillion times.

 

Frigs sake lighten up mate.....

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and in other news.....man invents wheel   

 

Ooooh get you.....

Ooooh get you....

 

....something to post that we haven't seen a zillion times. I need to spend less time on this forum

what a misery.

 

It made me smile, cheers ;D

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Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius.

 

For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius.

 

Woo, eh?  0.9 degrees difference.  Start building the bloody igloos...  :-\

 

What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway?

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I love the total bellend reactions when someone posts something that someone's read before. 

 

OMG I have SO seen this like a zillion times and now you look so silly and I am SO the coolest for breaking my neck to point out how old this is!!11!11

 

:p

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50 degrees, Southerners turn the central heating on...

Geordies plant their gardens

 

40 degrees, Southerners shiver uncontrollably...

Geordies Sunbathe

 

30 degrees, Southerners cars will not start....

Geordies drive with their windows down

 

20 degrees, Southerners wear coats, gloves and wooly hats...

Geordies throw on a t-shirt(Girls start wearing mini-skirts)

 

10 degrees, Southerners begin to evacuate...

Geordies go swimming in the North Sea

 

Zero degrees, Southern landlords turn up the heat...

Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold

 

Minus 10 degrees, Southerners cease to exist...

Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket

 

Minus 80 degrees, Polar bears start to wonder if its worth it...

Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers

 

Minus 100 degrees, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole...

Geordies put on their long johns

 

Minus 173 degrees, alcohol freezes...

Geordies become frustrated as the pubs are shut

 

Minus 297 degrees, Microbiological life begins to disappear...

The cows on the Town Moor complain that the vets have cold hands

 

Minus 460 degrees, All atomic motion stops...

Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands

 

Minus 500 degrees, Hell freezes over....

Sunderland qualify for Europe

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Very Good !  ;D

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Cheers, I liked it and I hadnt seen it before!!! Nice to see that not everyone on this board is up their own arses.  ;D ;D ;D

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Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius.

 

For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius.

 

Woo, eh?  0.9 degrees difference.  Start building the bloody igloos...  :-\

 

What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway?

I think it was a joke mate.

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Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius.

 

For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius.

 

Woo, eh?  0.9 degrees difference.  Start building the bloody igloos...  :-\

 

What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway?

 

whats durham got to do with anything?

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Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius.

 

For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius.

 

Woo, eh?  0.9 degrees difference.  Start building the bloody igloos...  :-\

 

What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway?

 

I think you missed the point here a bit

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Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius.

 

For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius.

 

Woo, eh?  0.9 degrees difference.  Start building the bloody igloos...  :-\

 

What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway?

 

whats durham got to do with anything?

 

They don't monitor temperatures in Newcastle, was the closest place I could find!

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Guest elbee909

Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius.

 

For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius.

 

Woo, eh?  0.9 degrees difference.  Start building the bloody igloos...  :-\

 

What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway?

 

I think you missed the point here a bit

 

Nah, do understand the point, just saying it's not *that* much colder up there.

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Where I am, Cambridge, the average minimum temperature from 1971 to 2000 has been 6.1 degrees celsius.

 

For Durham over the same amount of time, it's been 5.2 degrees celsius.

 

Woo, eh?  0.9 degrees difference.  Start building the bloody igloos...  :-\

 

What the hell is this thread doing in Football anyway?

 

whats durham got to do with anything?

 

They don't monitor temperatures in Newcastle, was the closest place I could find!

 

Can't find a thermometer that goes low enough tbh.

 

 

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