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I must admit, the only thing that is attractive about his missus is her money, and he has more.

 

Stick insect, ego maniac fruitcake is all she is, and thin as a rake to boot.

 

 

5th best Spice Girl in the last decade though

 

well done, you can count, there was indeed only 5 of them, not 92. She was the 25th best looking though until Fat Fred fed her full of pies and sent her on a downward path to oblivion from which she never recovered.

 

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I must admit, the only thing that is attractive about his missus is her money, and he has more.

 

Stick insect, ego maniac fruitcake is all she is, and thin as a rake to boot.

 

 

5th best Spice Girl in the last decade though

 

Every thread.

 

Every thread.

 

 

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If I'm perfectly honest, I'd have larruped them all.  8)

 

 

 

*(Except the scouse lezza - she was/is vile)*

 

All in one go? 

 

are you thinking there is d*ck like tree branch?

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....  ahahahahahaha.......  amazing.  Mate, thanks for that.  Both of your post's in this thread deserve some sort of honor! 

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If I'm perfectly honest, I'd have larruped them all.  8)

 

 

 

*(Except the scouse lezza - she was/is vile)*

 

All in one go? 

 

are you thinking there is d*ck like tree branch?

 

You'll have to ask Midds for the answer to that.

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If I'm perfectly honest, I'd have larruped them all.  8)

 

 

 

*(Except the scouse lezza - she was/is vile)*

 

All in one go? 

 

are you thinking there is d*ck like tree branch?

 

You'll have to ask Midds for the answer to that.

 

What was the question again?

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Erm... "are you thinking there is d*ck like tree branch?" in relation to yourself and having all the Spices at once.

 

Er, yeah.

 

Just random words put together. If/when it makes sense I'll answer it...  :uglystupid2:

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Erm... "are you thinking there is d*ck like tree branch?" in relation to yourself and having all the Spices at once.

 

Er, yeah.

 

Don't be too serious mate... or Midds will play you... :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Not being close to serious here. Has Midds played you before then?

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Erm... "are you thinking there is d*ck like tree branch?" in relation to yourself and having all the Spices at once.

 

Er, yeah.

 

Don't be too serious mate... or Midds will play you... :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Not being close to serious here. Has Midds played you before then?

 

In my arse... certainly...errmmm.... Never? :lol:

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