Guest Nappy Rash Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 As Im bored and Im a creative genius I thought I'd welcome the Fat Aussie Bastard with a song for when his goals have us flying up the league You know the tune Oh the Grand old Duke of Oz, He ate ten thousand pies, He took us to the top of the Prem, And we're never coming down again, And when he was Fat he was shit, But when he was thin he was mint, But when Fat Sam gets him on a diet he'll never be fat again. Oh.................................. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HamPeggotty Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Quality as ever Mr Rash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 As Im bored and Im a creative genius... Truer words have rarely been spoken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon Barmy Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 he's fat, he's round, he's always on the ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HGB1892 Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 How's about... FUCK OFF YOU FAT AUSSIE CUNT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 How's about... FUCK OFF YOU FAT AUSSIE CUNT? gets my vote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Some definite MENSA members in here like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Men Enraged Near Socceroo Assholes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HGB1892 Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Some definite MENSA members in here like. Nowt like a bit of bile to kickstart the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HGB1892 Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Men Enraged Near Socceroo ARSEholes This isn't yankeeland! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 I'l just go with that play on of Jeff Buckley's "Hallelujah" the smoggie wrote. "Mark Viduuuuuuuuukaaaaaaa......." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Mine's better tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HGB1892 Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Mine's better tbh. What is it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=41297.0 And a Joey Barton song for good measure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nappy Rash Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Some definite MENSA members in here like. The Cyber Traffic Warden has just lowered the IQ count :'( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HGB1892 Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=41297.0 And a Joey Barton song for good measure. Canny. I like the Joey Bartons bother put an axe in someone's head one meself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Why are people slagging off Viduka? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Why are people slagging off Viduka? Because he is fat and not good enough, I think thats the reason anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Why are people slagging off Viduka? Because he is fat and not good enough, I think thats the reason anyway. So scoring 19 goals at BORO in a shite team and coming on a free isn't good enough? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nappy Rash Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Why are people slagging off Viduka? Because some people are never happy, they're a new breed of fan, evolved since SKY. My song was meant to a pisstake, he's a cracking player and will hopefully prove to be a great foil for Owen / Oba Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Why are people slagging off Viduka? Because he is fat and not good enough, I think thats the reason anyway. So scoring 19 goals at BORO in a shite team and coming on a free isn't good enough? Certainly good enough for me but then I don't feel the need to moan about everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 fuck me people will be saying Mike Ashleys not rich enough for them next! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 he wasn't good enough for most when Roeder went for him he's a fat lazy aussie wanker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 What he is, is a class act. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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