Danh1 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Yeah, Scud does kill alot of songs and is the reason alot of chants are targeted at away fans rather than backing our team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 The Alan Smith song is soooooo s***, but it'll stick. How about: "He's thick, he's scouse, he'll f****** rob ya house, Joey Beeeeee, Joey Beeeee." or... To "we hate nottingham forest.." "Rob Lee stole my limoooooo my limo stole Rob Leeeeeeee AND LEICESTER Rob Lee stole my liiiiimo My limo stole rob lee" That'd be canny if you changed the "AND LEICESTER" to "AND BARTON". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 The Alan Smith song is soooooo s***, but it'll stick. How about: "He's thick, he's scouse, he'll f****** rob ya house, Joey Beeeeee, Joey Beeeee." or... To "we hate nottingham forest.." "Rob Lee stole my limoooooo my limo stole Rob Leeeeeeee AND LEICESTER Rob Lee stole my liiiiimo My limo stole rob lee" That'd be canny if you changed the "AND LEICESTER" to "AND BARTON". I thought that too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 From Man United but hates Bruce Hates Steve Bruce, hates Steve Bruce You can't avoid Alan's abuse Abuse abuse When on the pitch he's let loose He's let loose, he's let loose Sent-off, bad foul, no excuse No excuse, no excuse What's that coming over the hill. Is it a Smudger? Is it a Smudger? What's that coming over the hill. Is it a Smudger? Is it a Smudger? What's that coming over the hill. Is it a Smudger? Is it a Smudger? What's that coming over the hill... Confused, leg bruised, he limps out He limps out, he limps out Face down, Smith crunched him today Crunched today, crunched today Feel your leg bend, twist, you shout Twist you shout, twist you shout Smith smashed you now you're not moving Not moving, not moving What's that coming over the hill. Is it a Smudger? Is it a Smudger? What's that coming over the hill. etc... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 This club is my club, Made out of two clubs, To form United, Oh what a great club, We'll always be there Win, Lose we don't care We are the geordies of NUUUUFC This year up, Next year down, Roy Keane likes to w*** his hound with a nick nack paddy whack he gives his dog a w***, Roy Keane's still a f****** manc! love them to, could understand the top one at matches but not the bottom one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Lets get back on track eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Stephen Carr Whooooa Stephen Carr Whooooa He used to weigh a tonne Now he's able to run Stephen Carr Whooooa... owen, wherever you may be, your up and runnin but you dont fool me, we dont give a s***, coz your not fully fit, 17million, you theiven git brilliant whoever made them up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Stephen Carr Whooooa Stephen Carr Whooooa He used to weigh a tonne Now he's able to run Stephen Carr Whooooa... owen, wherever you may be, your up and runnin but you dont fool me, we dont give a s***, coz your not fully fit, 17million, you theiven git brilliant whoever made them up! Kev , get back into your little hole and stop making this topic a waste of time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Do you have to be an "Ultra" to write new chants/songs like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 another 5 minute job, to the tune of Agadoo... Mark Vid-oo-ka-ka-ka, the man came here on a free, can use his left, use his right, and left the boro 'cos they're shite. I really should be poet lauriet (sp?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 kane have a flick through all 5pages and see who has been quoting on nearly everything! notice how you would choose to say something about me like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timnufc22 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Do you have to be an "Ultra" to write new chants/songs like? No you dont, you dont have to be anything. If your a Newcastle fan who would love the atmosphere to be lifted then technically your 'an ultra'. Its not about 'be with them or be with us', its just about like minded fans making a positive difference and changing the atmosphere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I was being sarcastic... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I was being sarcastic... Only Ultras can be sarcastic. > Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I was being sarcastic... were you never told sarcasm was the lowest form of wit when you were a bairn? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timnufc22 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 reeeeet lol wye you get the message anyway! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I was being sarcastic... were you never told sarcasm was the lowest form of wit when you were a bairn? Well I'm SOOOOOOOO sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I was being sarcastic... were you never told sarcasm was the lowest form of wit when you were a bairn? Well I'm SOOOOOOOO sorry. I was being sarcastic with that sarcastic comment about sarcasm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 And I was reacting to your sarcastic reaction of my sarcastic comment with another sarcastic gesture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 to gel these two topics together, how about inventing a chant that is sarcastic? something about Babayaro and Pattison being the greatest players we've ever known? Actually, no, fuck that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jimmy1982 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 if you can get the Milburn going you might have a chance of getting the whole ground going. However a singing section is absolute bollocks - as Vic said once upon a time, and people have repeated, you can't force people to sing. I myself like to, but some don't, and I respect that. To be fair, for many games last season it was hard to motivate yourself to sing as although you liked to, the players on the pitch were so f****** clueless under Roeder's instructions that the idea of a "12th man" would have had no impact. Milburn is the biggest stand, however it also has all the corporates etc who will not sing. However if some noise came from those in the paddocks/level 7, we might have an atmosphere. I sat in the Milburn for 6 years, however I was right at the end of the stand in a paddock, and often sang, joining in with whatever the Gallowgate had on the go. There's no doubt that the Leazes and Gallowgate are willing/do sing, however if you were to get everyone going, the Milburn, and parts of the East Stand need waking up first. A singing section is totally ineffective. If you want to sing, sit in the above mentioned 2 stands, we don't need f****** segregation for it, if you sit in the right place as it is, you're guarenteed a bit of banter and chanting. To sum up, a singing section won't work, but I do agree the ground at the minute lacks an atmosphere and I for one would be chuffed if this could be resolved. The only way for this to happen though is if the 11 on the field can give us something to sing about first. You are missing the point again - the whole idea of a singing section is to allow people who want to sing to do so without feeling daft on their own, and people who just want to watch can to do so with others. What people do at football matches is completely their own choice. However I'm sure every single season ticket holder would like a better atmosphere at SJP, whether they are going to sing or not. Its not forcing anyone to sing at all. And it's not about segregation at all, it is about CONGREGATION. The people who would apply to be in a singing section wouldn't find themselves shoved into a metal cage with 'SINGING SECTION' above it in flashing lights. It is just a case of re-locating individuals a who have a similar outlook so that they can enjoy the match more and in doing so provide a better atmosphere for the players and other more passive fans to enjoy in turn. No to believe the theory that the singing would spread to the Milburn and East stands. I myself believe it as I have seen it happen so many times elsewhere. It doesn't matter that much if it does or doesn't - 5000 people sitting together and singing the same song will make a din even if no-one else joins in. I don't understand how anyone can argue that this idea would fail to improve the atmosphere. The real problem will be moving people around who already hold season tickets. If someone sitting in the Leazes lower tier now gets told he will be moved if he is not comitted to singing, he'll be reluctant to agree to it unless he is guarranteed a lower/middle tier seat somewhere else for fear of being shoved up to level 7. However as long as the club are tactful, and go about re-locating non-singers in a careful way I reckon they could get around this problem. And of course it is a two way thing, it always has and always will be. But I remember even under SBR, when we had a good team playing well, the noise from our home supporters was often very poor. The present situation needs a helping hand and I just reckon hands down that this is the best solution. Looks like Liverpool have beaten us to it, so let's watch what happens at their home matches this year - if it doesn't work then I will accept it is not as clear cut as I thought. However if we did do it, I hope we wouldn't choose a daft name for it like 'Kop choir'. Hopefully we'd just send a letter round and make some announcements, inviting applications for a singing section. They've started with 1,800 tickets in the Kop - maybe thats the best way to go: rather than chucking 10,000 people out their seats we experiment with a smaller batch and if it works we expand it according to demand the next season. Surely its worth a try? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I seem to be theonly fan of your songs NUT, but I think they're class. Shame the old YMCA ones didn't catch on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonTastic Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Aren't 6000 new seats going to be built at St James perfect place to put the singing section as then nobody has to get moved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jimmy1982 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Oh aye, forgot about that. Sounds like a good idea if they do get built. Mind you these new seats are going to be high up, and the noise might not travel so well, as happened when the Ultras used to be up on Level7. There will also be the question that singers might not want to sacrifice a good view they have now to go miles up just so they can sing. I think I'd be willing to move higher but no idea what the general opinion of that would be (I tried to move my seat in the Leazes middle tier up to level 7 at the start of last season for this reason, but got told by the ticket office I was too late to move and should have applied in the summer. This summer I didn't bother after hearing that it was all young'uns up there making the noise). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 "Babayaroooo He's always in infirmeries Babayarooooo He strains his thighs and twists his knees Babayarooooo He snaps his groin and hurts his hands Babayarooooo You're no good sitting in the stand. Don't want you, don't want you, don't want you, got a new recruit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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