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Deciding the result will be the difficult bit.. I'd personally give Ajax the win as AZ left the pitch but there's no real easy answer for it.

The funniest thing is that the quote on that poster is from Morris West, an Australian anti-racist author

What the fuck is that?

Law 12: A player is also guilty of violent conduct if he uses excessive force or brutality against a team-mate, spectator, match official or any other person. Violent conduct may occur either on the fi eld of play or outside its boundaries, whether the ball is in play or not.

Please never say anything every again.

What in the absolute hell are these clowns cracking on about? Pull out of all competitions ffs. Surprised no-one's suggested taking up cricket or something instead.

Come off it man. Stifler strikes again.

Might have read it wrong but some bloke on there was talking about leaving the league.

It gets better

Am picturing the scene pitchside FA suit: Aren't you banned? Suarez: I refuse to accept your authority. You have no right to stop me doing my job. FA suit: Alright then, you can play.

I'm howling at this one Yes. Yes they can.

Great quote from RAWK:

Has Kean said anything yet?

Would be funny if Keane just slipped out of the stadium while the players were walking out for the second half and fucked off home

That reads like it was written by the work experience kid Awful statement.

Evidence is being released in next few days. Great suggestion on RAWK- taking a banner saying 'negrito' to next Liverpool game in solidarity Cos that wouldn't make them look ridiculous at all.

I love cases like this- at the end of the day no-one has a clue what was said or what evidence the tribunal had but if you look at Twitter it's either the biggest travesty of justice ever or totally the correct decision

Hmm, not sure, remember they have FA Cup games to play as well.

This puts John Terry in an interesting position..

I expect it will go down on appeal. Still funny though

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16239319.stm Have I missed something? Would anyone else not be arsed if one of our players did this? He's injured, why should it matter what he does?

Another thing- you'd see a lot more 'soft' penalties given if there was video technology- there would be much less room for discretion.

'I don't condone it but its understandable' What's that Claridge?

How patronising is Jim Rosenthal 'A tough job well done' Aye, calling out numbers is solid.