Shearergol

This is where we need him playing. Get a fucking DM in summer please

Is Wilson playing btw?

He’s genuinely been ill but should certainly have started the last two.

No

As long as we win I couldn’t really care less at this stage. Worry about it later.

Little secret for you. He’s been ready for 2 weeks, but they’d already decided a date for his return (I guess they wanted him to have more training sessions under his belt).

Plenty of time for this to end 8-8

Burn’s worst ever game for us, but it’s been clear for weeks that he’s easily exploited. Not great from Howe this one.

Burn lost it whilst playing number 10. Trippier made it worse by going walkabouts rather than dropping in. our defence is utter shit this season like

We weren’t back very long were we

Oh dear

Should be favourite in penalties, like all other keepers. Pathetic from him.

Murphy in midfield? Really?

Was great to have Murphy back against Villa. Relegated to being told to fuck off in record time. Never change NO

For who?

How come Bruno never looks like scoring anymore? Is it a system change?

Would love to see our midfielder’s average positions in this game. Feel like they’re always attempting to play kabaddi.

I would cash in on Joelinton and invest in a top class DM. I realise it’s not Eddie’s desire but I think it’s necessary.

Love Miley to bits, he’s gonna be top class for us. Unfortunately his lack of experience means that he has pretty poor game awareness. He’s really easy to find space behind. Fucking desperate for Joelinton, Willock and Tonali to come back in.

Same

"We thought originally that it wasn't too bad, and were hopeful he would be back for Luton. On further inspection is appears that he's dead"

Ahh fair enough. It was the previous year he played loads of kids (Bondswell etc) wasn't it.