Shearergol

I've marked my question as "shit" and "pointless", don't worry.

Oh yeah I could only think of Kane for some reason.

Depends on your stance on this. Some people would be happy to keep our players.

Wasn't Perisic on crazy wages too? Are you still paying those? Thought Richarlison was on a fair whack too?

Who did Spurs sell though? Certainly wasn't their best players was it?

Nope. As much as our resident spurs fan won't want to hear it, he had his heart set on Arsenal. When it was clear that wasn't happening he wanted to go to Spurs. He didn't even discuss wages with us. Or I suppose you're saying it was common knowledge that we wouldn't offer as much so he didn't bother considering us? Seems strange to pick Spurs in that situation.

It is one.

He's 6 years older though?

I think it shows he's definitely gone in summer, although I do worry how many extra millions that loses us. I don't think we'll sign a replacement in this window either way though.

It's a tricky one, and completely depends where we sell him. I don't think he'd be worth £30m to another PL team, and I don't think a team in Europe could afford it. However, I think it's perfectly fair in an inflated Saudi market.

Think of the money we'll have lads. We'll be fucking rolling in it.

That top line is correct. He didn't even discuss wages with us. We sounded him out, got told no.

Meh, still doable.

Wait, tell me more. I'm 100% clicking that link.

Understand that shearergol wants a threesome with Margot Robbie and Michelle keegan. Talks ongoing.

Sigh, how many times? We wanted both of them. Maddison said he’d only join Arsenal or spurs. He went to spurs. Barnes was nothing to do with that deal, we were getting him anyway. from the horses mouth, as I’ve said hundreds of times now. (Our horse, not spurs’)

It appears that way, yes

Again, we didn’t. We wanted Maddison.

Around 3, yeah

One of the only managers in the league who can rotate without weakening his side. Lucky man.

We nearly pulled out of signing Tino after Howe thought he sounded “a bit foreign for his liking”

Sorry again

I’d hate to see the quality of the reserves if we’re the first team

Fortunately he’s stopped caring about our results now