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Lovely push from Kelly in that

Please build this team around Tonali

Came from a high press, shocker

Schar having a mare

Local lad though, tries sometimes.

Thought Kelly was quick? He looks massively off the pace, maybe understandably

It’s like listening to a fucking podcast

Almost like it’s tactics rather than personnel

Could be loads of goals in this. Is Kelly playing?

Nope, it’s important to hate them fully, half is nowhere near enough.

Righto.

Tonali HAS to play that role tonight, surely?

It’s a joke ffs

So he's a left forward? Handy.

We barely trained last season did we?

I thought we just got loads of freak injuries? It was only after those that the niggles started appearing because players had to play too much? Barnes, Targett, Anderson, Burn off the top of my head all got what you would consider non-standard injuries.

Either would be nice.

7th choice CM? How many teams have 7?

Nice strike

Given he’s had a massive pay rise it’s bound to?

Good shout, loads of screens in there

You’ll be fine.

McCooley’s maybe? Depends how you define “nice”.