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Alfie Harrison: "Yeah I'm really excited to get going. The size of the club, the passion of the fans, the stadium, any young player in the world would want to play here" Interviewer: "And are you excited about playing in front of the fans?" Alfie Harrison: "Erm yeah, I just said that" Interviewer: "That's great. And what were the reasons you decided to sign for Newcastle?"

Overjoyed.

Number 8 / wide midfielder

We have a version of him playing in midfield

his knee is taped up in the next photo

They may as well ditch the transfer windows and let clubs sign whenever they want.

Said it last night, I used to love going to Villa park with my old man. Think he was always a little bit gutted he couldn't turn me into a Villa fan Got loads of incredible memories there, but I think football fans have just changed, regardless of the club/ground. None of them seem that special these days.

Longstaffs chance at the end man

Rather naively I always thought the kids would have better engines. Assume premiership match fitness comes with experience though

I mean, that’s one way to look at it, but I prefer to look at the lack of subs again. Not great.

Bruno motm with schar.

Spent years going to villa park with my dad when I was younger. Always thought they had a great crowd, but I reckon it was just that I was so young I didn’t know better.

WHERE ARE OUR RANDOM KIDS FFS HOWE OUT

I used to like Longstaff but he’s been useless this season.

Wish trippier could take set pieces, we’d be lethal

Dubs was down for at least 5 in total

Get some kids on ffs Eddie

So lads, he’s made a sub, does that mean we win now?

He’s clearly offside like

Man of the first half, but we hate him again now, yeah?

Now we’re nervous

Any reason dubs didn’t catch that and throw it to Gordon to get us a goal?

Tonali coming in for Longstaff is gonna be incredible.

60 minute keeper swap every game would have prevented this