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nobody hates him do they? Any player missing that header would get shit

Absolutely impossible for him to win free kicks. I reckon opponents could bodyslam him and get away with it

Imagine our right winger scoring that?

He won’t have a great deal of defending to do will he. Do any defenders look bad at Man City?

Probably on £350k a week though

We're counting his goals against a league one team then? Let's be honest, finding a striker is hard whether they're 1st, 2nd or 3rd choice. But that's not a reason for keeping someone if an offer comes in.

Quite.

Well, exactly Which is why I asked.

I'm not really sure what point you're making here. He's got 1 goal and no assists in 210 minutes. What is it about those stats would make him one of the world's biggest prospects? I think watching him play gives a better idea than looking at stats though.

I don't think it's hate, it's recognising that he's just not very good at this level, even for a third choice striker. If he were a 17 year old you'd have more hope for him, but he's 22.

We're all basically development clubs for the sky 6 these days anyway

I feel you're getting lost in your own argument here

Some of you lot make it far too easy for him

Yep, I don't disagree. Just shows that mentally he's just not there, which is why I think he's a strange signing. Hopefully Howe knows how to sort it.

2024: Nothing's really changed, but it does highlight that if Elanga isn't fit and full or confidence, he's a bit shit. Let's hope he sorts both out.

Quoting @TBG as evidence to back up an argument is probably my favourite ever thing on here

Nope. No worries though

you realise I was agreeing with you, right? Hate to see the response if I disagreed.

all rapists can be shot into the sun. One playing for us previously shouldn’t mean we sign another.

You what?

Carroll was and still is, a cunt.

Lad’s been on the pop tonight I reckon

You probably shouldn’t choose this hill to die on