Shearergol

Botman will never score for us ?

Crying out for Isak and ASM

We don’t deserve to win this. Very poor. Maybe palace drag everyone down to this level and it wasn’t just man united being shit

Wood wouldn’t would wood?

Loads of people say it. Not sure why you wouldn’t be allowed. ASM will win this for us.

Yeah I think he’s looked dangerous. Just not getting it to him enough

Yep, 3 very poor games offensively

Shite from Wilson that

ASM would destroy these. Just saying.

Ref is awful

How??

Following an early head injury scare

Haven’t been great in the first half for a while now, so this is quite positive. Not many chances but we’re easily the better team.

Decent that Ferguson

Maddison looks lively. Tielemans has been great today.

Like schar under Bruce.

Or not

I know, right?

Weakens a relegation rival. Worth that alone.

Reckon he’d be class in our press though. Don’t particularly like him but I can see why Howe might.

Lacelles redemption incoming

And on the complete off chance he comes back, we’ll offload him somewhere else. No bother.

Involved in £40m worth of transfers in 2 seasons. Incredible really.

You have such a lovely way with people. I'm sure you've been told that before.