Shearergol

Possibly an unfair throwaway term, but let's talk about Dummett and Murphy.

I feel I need to ask this, but how come you criticise players like ASM so freely but when it comes to the likes of the average cloggers you're always quick to defend them?

Could see him seeing his contract out with us coming on for the last few minutes every few games tbh. Not like we're going to bring anyone else in with a budget of £12m

Probably my least favourite Newcastle season in the history of me being a fan. Fuck going through that again.

I mean, it did

Gayle looks like a competition winner

Coolest pen ever taken in the history of time

Let Willock have it man

We seem to look worse now our shit players are on. Odd that.

All credit to Bruce. This is a world class performance again

Absolute gash full stop

Currently or ever?

Can’t wait to see Hayden back in for him next season. Sick of these runs, goals, clever passes and downright likeable football. What a player!

Pay £60m for him tonight

Boring as fuck this

We’re not selling any of those though. Lejuene, schar and Muto will be the sales; we’ll get about £20m for the 3 of them.

The cat case could take years

I like @Fantail Breeze there, I said it

Nope

It's ok though, someone else will be interested in buying the club next summer. Give us something to #wait for.

That's not how this club works.

Well, it's from a year ago.

Newcastle United may cash in on Woodman as value rockets (footballinsider247.com)

Obviously the takeover is close then