Shearergol

Foden needs to be in the England squad like.

Or not. Aguero.

Cup final looking like one of those games where Man City can’t break villa down for 89 minutes then villa score a fluke in the last minute.

Get your homework done, son. School tomorrow. Long time since he was at school. He’s an old timer.

No var check there? Clear penalty.

Can’t dislike Wolves at all, no matter how much I want to. Extremely jealous of them though.

Alright HTL, or Leazesmag. Still wanting Souness back?

Good shout

60k. Really?

There's definitely going to be a repeat of player's bemusing looks over to the bench asking what they're supposed to be doing. I'm actually dreading it. What's to dread? It's gonna be fucking marvellous.

Loss to nil. Easier to predict our matches than ever before, even under Big JC.

Yep, go for it. It'll be a guaranteed shitfest of a game but don't let that put you off.

People just can't be arsed anymore. He's won, we need to deal with it and walk away.

Both fullbacks are top class but TAA must be one of the best in the world right now. He's amazing. You just know if he played for us we'd be moaning about how he can't defend, and how he's shite Would hardly get the chance to get into the opposition's half He'd be on the bench tbf

Both fullbacks are top class but TAA must be one of the best in the world right now.

Offside

At least it’s West Ham and moyes

Not booking salah for the dive?

Fuck off is that hand ball

Here he comes

From everything I’ve seen this season, NUFC have been the worst team I’ve seen. Must include the majority of the championship

VAR giving it even though mane is 10 yards offside and carries the ball into the net with his hands.

Still think we’re better than West Ham anyone?

Matches 419 Wins 118 Draws 116 Losses 185 Goals For 426 Goals Against 556

People here are saying even we are doomed and we're seven points clear! They say that knowing we're the shittest team in the league on the pitch, that's why.