Shearergol

Is the Barca game not actually on tv?

I'm still yet to understand what makes him a player worthy of playing at that level tbh. Even though he's been playing s**** recently this is a bit harsh. He's not long turned 25 and has almost 200 club goals and is Belgium all time top scorer. I've faith in him. He has always went through bad patches and tends to come back all guns blazing. Just hope it's soon. That sounds impressive, but he's obviously got a lot of mileage having played for nearly 10 years now. He's strong, fast, and can finish, that'll always get you far, but I don't think he has much beyond that at the very highest level consistently to be playing for Man United without there being another player to rotate. He's not Aguero, Suarez, Kane etc level and I'd be surprised if he gets there. I was wrong about Kane though, so fuck knows. I feel it’s hard to judge him in a Mourinho team. However, his first touch is shocking for a top striker, and i’m not sure that’ll ever improve.

A few palace players do the same Vardy used to initiate the contact all the time before throwing himself to the floor too He’s ace though, i’ll allow that. RLC scores again for Chelsea. Who on here said he’s average? Probably triggs. More than likely. Something about palace I really don’t like.

A few palace players do the same Vardy used to initiate the contact all the time before throwing himself to the floor too He’s ace though, i’ll allow that. RLC scores again for Chelsea. Who on here said he’s average?

A few palace players do the same

I hear Shelvey gets his ban instead. Because the FA hate us etc

Wish we got penalties and had someone who could take them.

Palace with penalty number 438 this season. Diving wanker.

Bang average player scoring again.

El-Mhanni has joined Scunny. Be interesting to see what his level is.

Goal difference is good though

Incoming goal in 6 minutes

Asset stripping only. Result means nothing

Shortest ever match thread?

What does he even gain from that advert other than pissing fans off?

hardly, wont play this year Why not? Injured. He is training though, but I doubt he'll start for a few games yet. I know he's been injured, but like you say he's back training, so I wondered if there was something I didn't know about that would prevent him playing for another three months. I suspect, given the current mood around the club, we just take every bit of news, add a negative factor of x10, and assume that's how it will play out? Exactly that. Was expected back by the end of the month, but with a thigh injury he's never gonna be starting.

hardly, wont play this year Why not? Injured. He is training though, but I doubt he'll start for a few games yet.

Brilliant first touch there. Great pace too. Really like his playing style.

Sold to Everton in January more like

Chilwell is having a great few weeks.

Man united live on tv for a change next weekend. Great.

If our fans actually supported the team i’d agree.

Nah lads, with us losing I reckon we need to keep turning up, sitting on our hands and booing misplaced passes. Once that turns results around we can stop going.

I hate watching how good other teams are these days. They’re in a different league to us (well, soon anyway)

Off the bench you mean? I've heard there's a good chance he won't be in the squad at all.