Shearergol

Some people claiming shelvey is out for 3 weeks.

Joselu and Perez start then. 0-4

Ideal scenario. We can then loan another relegated striker in a swap deal for Joselu. That's where the cycle ends though.

That's all we fucking want.

A team that sold the majority of their good players to help fund the owners dream of building a stadium.

5 now Could easily be 8. Scunny are worse than they were on Sunday somehow.

It actually is, on average. Really? That's absolutely crazy. I’m not sure it works the way described earlier though. Google charge for ad-words. For example, if someone clicks on the word “kindle”, Amazon will pay a hell of an amount for that to link to them. Gambling sites pay hundreds for these per-click ad words. We’d need to know which adwords SD pay for before targeting them (is my understanding).

It actually is, on average.

Clear red.

Ahh ok, so it'll be 2020 until we know what has happened to the money for this season?

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This is how I read it, we pay them for the merchandise, they sell it and keep the lions share of the profits, risk free for SD and just another of the 1000 ways Ashley pockets the club's cash. Matt will be along soon to deny this like, but I 100% believe the money is vanishing through clever accounting and payment for services that the club doesn’t need. There's no clever accounting involved, it's all in shady retail/outsourcing agreements and the lack of sponsorship money. The accounts are too simple for any hidden payments to be in there. That's not to say he isn't 100% using the club for his own gain and tax efficiencies, just that there is no hidden pilfered monies there Is the sky money from last year shown in the current accounts?

Oh, I do have Mane after all.

Zaha is ace, just to change the subject. Would love him here.

Obviously can't link the vid but the slow mo from behind, he got clipped and could have continued but instead threw his head back like he'd been shot in the neck and fell over The dive/no dive isnt even my problem with it, he kick the ball to the GK then the contact happened and he went down. He wouldn't have caught the ball so how's the defender denied a goalscoring chance? Salah did that himself with the touch 'There was contact' Aye, and there was also absolutely nothing that would cause a grown man to fall over. Ref was directly behind it and couldn't see properly. He was conned. "There was contact" i.e. he got fouled Not a non-contact sport is it?

He did foul him but salah threw himself as soon as he felt contact as he’d fucked his touch up. Red card, but salah’s a cheating twat too. Or alternatively its hard to keep your balance when you're running at full pace and get clipped in the back of the leg. Anyway that's irrelevant, its been proven many times that you don't get a free kick or penalty unless you go down even when clearly fouled so players are right to go down if they get fouled Still, saying “dive” is pretty accurate.

This is how I read it, we pay them for the merchandise, they sell it and keep the lions share of the profits, risk free for SD and just another of the 1000 ways Ashley pockets the club's cash. Matt will be along soon to deny this like, but I 100% believe the money is vanishing through clever accounting and payment for services that the club doesn’t need.

He did foul him but salah threw himself as soon as he felt contact as he’d fucked his touch up. Red card, but salah’s a cheating twat too.

Ok, he enhanced the foul. Or a dive.

That’s your worst ever week?

Looks that way to me too.

Barely any contact, but it’s a zero contact sport. Salah has no need to go down.

Dive that.

Wonder if the bbc will do a special page on how shit benteke has been tonight?

I always do well until Liverpool play, then my policy of not picking their players backfires.