Shearergol

I’d take that draw

BBC are wrong

Shit.

Weird source given he’s at the match tonight.

Joselu strikes the ball better than anyone else in training.

Who misses it? Perez?

Get mitro on

Kenedy not scored yet?

Was this even more than 90 seconds into his first ever match for us? Jesus. Yeah, it was about 120 seconds. There are some things you can tell right away -- I'm not saying we shouldn't have gotten him in. Slimani’s a lazy fucker too.

Ooh look at me, I have multiple friends. Pathetic.

Why the hell do they want him? Should be at notts county.

Only that we all think mitro had to leave for this to happen.

Too fat to get in the medical centre

Especially Ashley and Charnley.

Hull's quite nice now too. Some great bars in the old town.

Like waiting for the captain of the football team to ask you to prom, and settling for the kid who smells like a hamster cage. Aye, still on the plus side at least he gets to play at St Jame's instead of that rat hole Chelsea play in. Ban?

We've loaned out a player Benitez won't even have in the squad for a player he wants, that's win win for me like. Also minimum 3 games?, based on what? We only have 3 games in the next 30 days. He's rumoured to be out for either 5-6 days or 2 weeks. 3 games include tonight. Then will need to get fit for next game so likely wont be named as a starter and slim chance makes the bench? And Leicester when we play them will have loan agreement he can't face former club. Anyone we sign today would miss tonight. In fact anyone we'd have signed yesterday or the day before would miss tonight since Benitez doesn't rush players into the team before preparing them in training. Yeah but im looking at him being lucky to be ready for the Man Utd game. And obviously missing Leicester. Its not about being a pessimist or a moaner. Simply is it enough? In my eyes we need a few more yet,Or I dont think it will be enough. Swansea out of the bottom 3, WBA strengthened. We cant win home games. Id be a bit worried if we are pinning our hope on Slimani. ?? And Kenedy. Don't forget Kenedy. I actually feel really good about this. Petrified who the next choice might be if it falls through though.

Behave.

Going to be hounded out for being a disgraceful little forrin with no pashun when he makes his first poor cross or misplaced pass. Funnier when Disco does it.

If it's just a desperate bid to stay up ready for a summer takeover I'm all for it.

Medical failure in 10, 9, 8.....

Quality. POTY

Jinxed.

NO!

IF (massive IF) this is true, then we have a chance of staying up. However, believe it when I see it.