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Gayle you mean.

Gayle’s confidence has clearly gone.

Where have you been for 11 years like?

Broken leg coming up.

Nah. Ashley keeping the club means he is now going to be responsible for keeping us up. He has to back Rafa basically and if it cost the club £20m, so be it. If we go down after he's put his faith in Rafa's judgement, relegation will be purely down to the manager. This is an “ashley isn’t stupid enough to let us be relegated” post.

Who’s demanding them? People on the internet? Ashley won’t care.

£26m for him though? That’s an absolute bargain compared to every other transfer over the last 18 months.

Can we now ban any poster who says “Ashley isn’t stupid enough to let us be relegated”?

Mike showed how committed he was to the cause by holding onto one our important players there. Thanks Mike.

We've got our own 1 goal in 2 seasons type strikers already.

Mitro out for £13m on deadline day, a flurry of texts sent to Sky to talk about bids we're not actually making. Go with what we've got, very excited about our Brazilian yadda yadda yadda.

Thanks Mike.

Define top.

Sigh, ok, in the premiership then: Mitrovic = 1 goal every 4 games Gayle = 1 goal every 4.7 games Joselu = 1 goal every 5.3 games So yeah, Gayle has more goals, but he's played more games, so your point is moot. Actually if you factor in that Gayle scored a lot of goals as a sub he scores a goal every 206 mins whereas Mitro scores one every 226 mins. Link? https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/aleksandar-mitrovic/leistungsdatenverein/spieler/51152 https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/dwight-gayle/leistungsdatenverein/spieler/196522 Mitrovic in Prem: 1 goal every 227 minutes Gayle in Prem: 1 goal every 211 minutes Cheers We have some shite strikers it seems.

Sigh, ok, in the premiership then: Mitrovic = 1 goal every 4 games Gayle = 1 goal every 4.7 games Joselu = 1 goal every 5.3 games So yeah, Gayle has more goals, but he's played more games, so your point is moot. Actually if you factor in that Gayle scored a lot of goals as a sub he scores a goal every 206 mins whereas Mitro scores one every 226 mins. Link?

Shall we have a bet on this?

He isn't like. i think he will come, sounds like he wants to come and we are desperate... Im not sure that i have a opinion about this....? We're not desperate enough to pay £22m for him.

He isn't like.

Sigh, ok, in the premiership then: Mitrovic = 1 goal every 4 games Gayle = 1 goal every 4.7 games Joselu = 1 goal every 5.3 games So yeah, Gayle has more goals, but he's played more games, so your point is moot.

It's a bit unfair to judge Mitro's performance in the country before he actually arrived though, no?

Saivet. Sterry possibly going out on loan. Just unregister some shit ones. Like Gayle.

So another transfer window profit. Thanks Mike.

So you're 6'2" and you're the tallest person you ever see? Do you work at Lapland? Some top class maths there, fella What? It's right. I'm 193 which is just over 6'3" You're 6'4" 193cm is 6.33 feet EDIT: I get it now

So you're 6'2" and you're the tallest person you ever see? Do you work at Lapland? Some top class maths there, fella What? It's right. I'm 193 which is just over 6'3"